"Deep Thoughts" Thread

ewmayer · 2013-05-21, 19:35

Share your profoundest ponderings and innermost inanities here. If you need help getting into the proper spirit of things, see here.

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If a Visigoth camouflages himself, does that make him an Invisigoth?

chalsall · 2013-05-21, 19:58

Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots?

A: A bigot.

kladner · 2013-05-21, 21:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalsall

Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots?

A: A bigot.

Quote:

I'm sure we all agree that we ought to love one another and I know there are people in the world that do not love their fellow human beings and I hate people like that.

-Tom Lehrer, "National Brotherhood Week"

See the Muzak thread for a rendition of this song.
http://www.mersenneforum.org/showpos...&postcount=818

Batalov · 2013-05-21, 23:29

"If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's light anyway, whereas the moon shines at night."

~ Koz'ma Prutkov

Koz'ma Prutkov was the Deep Thinker.

Spherical Cow · 2013-05-21, 23:47

And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?

chalsall · 2013-05-21, 23:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spherical Cow

And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?

Almost always.

kladner · 2013-05-21, 23:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalsall

Almost always.

Experience tells me that this can be applied in many circumstances to Significant Others regardless of gender.

chalsall · 2013-05-22, 00:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by kladner

Experience tells me that this can be applied in many circumstances to Significant Others regardless of gender.

Almost always.

jasonp · 2013-05-22, 00:29

The 1993 internet called and wants to get busy.

chappy · 2013-05-22, 01:52

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.

chalsall · 2013-05-22, 05:47

Half the people you know are below average.

2013-05-21, 19:35	#1
ewmayer ∂²ω=0 Sep 2002 República de California 11639₁₀ Posts	"Deep Thoughts" Thread Share your profoundest ponderings and innermost inanities here. If you need help getting into the proper spirit of things, see here. ------------------------- If a Visigoth camouflages himself, does that make him an Invisigoth?

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2013-05-21, 19:58	#2
chalsall If I May "Chris Halsall" Sep 2002 Barbados 2×5×7×139 Posts	Q: What do you call someone who hates bigots? A: A bigot.

2013-05-21, 23:29	#4
Batalov "Serge" Mar 2008 Phi(4,2^7658614+1)/2 3⁶×13 Posts	"If ever asked: What's more useful, the sun or the moon, respond: The moon. For the sun only shines during daytime, when it's light anyway, whereas the moon shines at night." ~ Koz'ma Prutkov Koz'ma Prutkov was the Deep Thinker.

2013-05-21, 23:47	#5
Spherical Cow Nov 2004 540₁₀ Posts	And if a man makes a statement deep in the woods where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?

2013-05-22, 00:29	#9
jasonp Tribal Bullet Oct 2004 6725₈ Posts	The 1993 internet called and wants to get busy.

2013-05-22, 01:52	#10
chappy "Jeff" Feb 2012 St. Louis, Missouri, USA 13·89 Posts	If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.

2013-05-22, 05:47	#11
chalsall If I May "Chris Halsall" Sep 2002 Barbados 23002₈ Posts	Half the people you know are below average.