Corrupt amuse-bouche! - Page 2

chappy · 2012-11-14, 02:34

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Originally Posted by ixfd64

I wish I had a quantum computer.

wish granted, but it is an AMD, so still slower than an ivy bridge.

I wish that purple rhymed with orange.

NBtarheel_33 · 2012-11-14, 02:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by ixfd64

Wish granted, but the inability to be voted out of office doesn't make you immune to assassinations.

I wish I had a quantum computer.

Wish granted, but it comes with Windows Quantum(TM) and both Norton and McAfee antivirus pre-installed.

NBtarheel_33 · 2012-11-14, 02:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by chappy

wish granted, but it is an AMD, so still slower than an ivy bridge.

I wish that purple rhymed with orange.

Wish granted, but a Porange Norange hurts three times worse than a Purple Nurple, and the neighborhood bully is waiting behind the next tree...

kracker · 2012-11-14, 02:41

I wish for lots of this.

Did I say LOTS?

c10ck3r · 2012-11-14, 02:56

Wish granted. Immediately on shipment, Curtis Cooper reveals the complete list of Mersenne Primes, and Folding@Home is ended due to sex abuse allegations.
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I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper!

NBtarheel_33 · 2012-11-14, 03:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by c10ck3r

Wish granted. Immediately on shipment, Curtis Cooper reveals the complete list of Mersenne Primes, and Folding@Home is ended due to sex abuse allegations.
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I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper!

This one's too easy. Soda expires in six months. The lifetime supply is delivered all at once.

Uncwilly · 2012-11-14, 03:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by c10ck3r

I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper!

The warden grants you're wish. You are given a 2L bottle, the firing squad is waiting outside.

I wish I could never die.

NBtarheel_33 · 2012-11-14, 03:09

I wish I had an Intel motherboard with a socket guaranteed to accept all chips through at least Skymont.

kracker · 2012-11-14, 03:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

The warden grants you're wish. You are given a 2L bottle, the firing squad is waiting outside.

I wish I could never die.

Wish granted! The devil teleported you to hell to suffer for all eternity without dying!

Haha. Just kidding.

I wish I had a green watermelon.

EDIT: @Mr. Cat: Wish granted! however, to do that your cpu takes atleast 50% of performance to work properly

NBtarheel_33 · 2012-11-14, 03:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncwilly

The warden grants you're wish. You are given a 2L bottle, the firing squad is waiting outside.

I wish I could never die.

Wish granted. Now since you're immortal, you have a choice of two jobs: ordnance target at the US Army Proving Ground, or frostbite consultant at the Antarctic Research Station.

Uncwilly · 2012-11-14, 03:27

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Originally Posted by NBtarheel_33

Wish granted. ....

You must needs reply with your own wish. Dem is the rules.

2012-11-14, 02:56	#16
c10ck3r Aug 2010 Kansas 547 Posts	Wish granted. Immediately on shipment, Curtis Cooper reveals the complete list of Mersenne Primes, and Folding@Home is ended due to sex abuse allegations. . I wish for a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper! Last fiddled with by c10ck3r on 2012-11-14 at 02:57

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