Wacky riddles,puzzling puzzles,and trick questions - Page 2

science_man_88 · 2010-11-01, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by petrw1

What does a dog do that people step in?

Pants

poop makes more sense lol

petrw1 · 2010-11-01, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by science_man_88

poop makes more sense lol

I was going for the less obvious answer.

petrw1 · 2010-11-01, 19:08

What does a Man do standing up; a Woman do sitting down and a Dog do on three legs?

Shake "hands"

petrw1 · 2010-11-01, 22:12

What part of a man's body is round and hard and sticks out so far you can hang a hat on it?

His head

science_man_88 · 2010-11-01, 22:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by petrw1

What part of a man's body is round and hard and sticks out so far you can hang a hat on it?

His head

is cutting it close in style ? if so you're making out of style lmao.

Batalov · 2010-11-01, 22:33

Dude, this thread is for wacky postings, not for wacky opinions. Example:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are taking a trip across a desert by hot-air balloon. There are not many landmarks; so eventually, they become lost. Luckily, while flying quite low, they see a man.
Holmes shouts, "Sir, could you please tell me where we are?"
The man looks up, ponders for a moment, and then answers, "Gentlemen, you are in a hot-air balloon!"
At this moment, a burst of wind picks up the balloon and carries it away.
Holmes turns to Watson and asks: "My friend, do you know who that man is?"
"No, Holmes, of course not!"
"He's a mathematician!"
"Holmes, that's incredible! But *how* do you know?"
"It's very simple, Watson. First of all, the man thought before giving us an answer. Secondly, his answer was absolutely correct. And thirdly, the answer he gave us was of no practical use, whatsoever!"

This is old, I know, I know.

science_man_88 · 2010-11-02, 16:05

why do they call them prescriptions?

because,by making you use them they've already pre-scripted your life !

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2010-11-01, 19:08	#14
petrw1 1976 Toyota Corona years forever! "Wayne" Nov 2006 Saskatchewan, Canada 11124₈ Posts	What does a Man do standing up; a Woman do sitting down and a Dog do on three legs? Shake "hands"

2010-11-01, 22:12	#15
petrw1 1976 Toyota Corona years forever! "Wayne" Nov 2006 Saskatchewan, Canada 2²×3×17×23 Posts	What part of a man's body is round and hard and sticks out so far you can hang a hat on it? His head

2010-11-01, 22:33	#17
Batalov "Serge" Mar 2008 Phi(4,2^7658614+1)/2 2×47×101 Posts	Dude, this thread is for wacky postings, not for wacky opinions. Example: Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are taking a trip across a desert by hot-air balloon. There are not many landmarks; so eventually, they become lost. Luckily, while flying quite low, they see a man. Holmes shouts, "Sir, could you please tell me where we are?" The man looks up, ponders for a moment, and then answers, "Gentlemen, you are in a hot-air balloon!" At this moment, a burst of wind picks up the balloon and carries it away. Holmes turns to Watson and asks: "My friend, do you know who that man is?" "No, Holmes, of course not!" "He's a mathematician!" "Holmes, that's incredible! But how do you know?" "It's very simple, Watson. First of all, the man thought before giving us an answer. Secondly, his answer was absolutely correct. And thirdly, the answer he gave us was of no practical use, whatsoever!" This is old, I know, I know.

2010-11-02, 16:05	#18
science_man_88 "Forget I exist" Jul 2009 Dumbassville 2⁶×131 Posts	why do they call them prescriptions? because,by making you use them they've already pre-scripted your life !