A fond farewell

rogue · 2008-11-20, 13:24

Yugo plant closes

I thought about putting this into the Uninteresting Links thread or the Dumb Jokes thread, but I couldn't decide which one it fits into.

There are tons of Yugo jokes out there. Feel free to post your own favorites. Here are some of mine:

What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers.

How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank!

Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."

davieddy · 2008-11-20, 14:06

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Originally Posted by rogue

Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."

That was my favourite Skoda joke - except it was windscreen
wipers instead of gas cap.

davieddy · 2008-11-20, 14:10

What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts?

A wheelbarrow

Richard Cameron · 2008-11-20, 15:46

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Originally Posted by davieddy

That was my favourite Skoda joke

I was told that back in the 1990s the German equivalent of "Skoda jokes" were Rover jokes. I wonder if any forum member can confirm this.

Richard

R.D. Silverman · 2008-11-20, 16:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogue

Yugo plant closes

I thought about putting this into the Uninteresting Links thread or the Dumb Jokes thread, but I couldn't decide which one it fits into.

There are tons of Yugo jokes out there. Feel free to post your own favorites. Here are some of mine:

What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers.

How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank!

Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."

Ford:

Fix or repair, daily.
Found on road, dead.
F!&$* only runs downhill.....

Pontiac

Poor old <n-word> thinks it's a Cadillac

Flatlander · 2008-11-20, 17:40

I used to have a Skoda

I now have a FIAT
(Found In A Tip)

Andi47 · 2008-11-20, 19:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flatlander

I used to have a Skoda

I now have a FIAT
(Found In A Tip)

Fiat - I once heard "Fehlerhaft In Allen Teilen" (Translation: Flaws in all parts)

xilman · 2008-11-20, 21:32

Why do the German police ticket people who throw chewing gum out of the car window?

Because the Trabbies get stuck in it.

(Ok, this is an old joke, but the old ones are the best.)

xilman · 2008-11-20, 21:33

Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?

So your hands don't get cold when pushing it.

Paul

(Yes, I know a large number of Skoda jokes.)

Uncwilly · 2008-11-20, 22:51

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Originally Posted by R.D. Silverman

Ford:

Fix or repair, daily.

F'ed over rebuilt Dodge
First on race day.

Fiat
"Fix it again Tony!"

mdettweiler · 2008-11-21, 05:25

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Originally Posted by Uncwilly

First on race day.

I saw that one once on the back of an old Ford pickup truck...

2008-11-20, 13:24	#1
rogue "Mark" Apr 2003 Between here and the 1100011001011₂ Posts	A fond farewell Yugo plant closes I thought about putting this into the Uninteresting Links thread or the Dumb Jokes thread, but I couldn't decide which one it fits into. There are tons of Yugo jokes out there. Feel free to post your own favorites. Here are some of mine: What do you call a Yugo's shock absorbers? Passengers. How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the gas tank! Man to car dealer: "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." Dealer: "Sounds like a fair trade."

2008-11-20, 14:10	#3
davieddy "Lucan" Dec 2006 England 1100101001010₂ Posts	What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts? A wheelbarrow Last fiddled with by davieddy on 2008-11-20 at 14:10

2008-11-20, 17:40	#6
Flatlander I quite division it "Chris" Feb 2005 England 31×67 Posts	I used to have a Skoda I now have a FIAT (Found In A Tip)

2008-11-20, 21:32	#8
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 2⁹·3·7 Posts	Why do the German police ticket people who throw chewing gum out of the car window? Because the Trabbies get stuck in it. (Ok, this is an old joke, but the old ones are the best.)

2008-11-20, 21:33	#9
xilman Bamboozled! "𒉺𒌌𒇷𒆷𒀭" May 2003 Down not across 2⁹×3×7 Posts	Why do Skodas have heated rear windows? So your hands don't get cold when pushing it. Paul (Yes, I know a large number of Skoda jokes.)