There is a town a short drive away in a 'dry county', i.e. where alcohol is not sold. I remember seeing a sign in front of one of the local churches that said (I swear, to reprise Dave Barry, that I am not making this up):
"The only thing better than a Christian heart is a Christian liver"
This to me is an incitement to cannibalism. Though I admit mine may be the minority opinion.
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