I'm taking the server offline for a few minutes for some SQL related maintenance.
I could have done it offline but I'm altering some tables that would make it slow and non-responsive anyway which would only be more frustrating for people.
I expect it to finish in a few more minutes.
EDIT: Back in action. Took longer to update that pesky table than I had hoped... probably would have been faster to drop the indices, alter it, then recreate indices. Oh well. All done.