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Old 2020-03-30, 09:27   #10
a1call
 
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"Rashid Naimi"
Oct 2015
Out of my Body

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Hey, I have your back, free meals, satellite tv and free wifi. You can even bring your laptop to look for prime numbers if you are bored.
Once you recover after two negative tests (majority of people recover) we will issue a Certificate-of-Recovered-Superhero that will state that you are now immune to Covid-19 and will not transmit the disease. You will be offered training and high-salary to perform Essential-Services (most governments have already promised to print money out of thin air to pay for this disease). You will also be free to move in and out of any Hot-Zone since you are now immune to Covid-19.
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