Hi I am writer, please help
 

Hi all!
I'm writer from Ukraine, writing book about Madonna's life. What do you know about Madonna? Please, tell me.
Thanks!
WBR, Svetlana Shmidt

This spam is so bizarre, I thought I'd approve it for the heck of it.

So guys, what do you know about Madonna?

Alex

Well let me see.... [LIST][*]She don't have one[*]The Pope does not use his.[*]Engelbert Humperdinck has a big one.[/LIST]
I'm talking of surnames of course:wink:

Regards
Patrick

You are a writer, who is looking for information about a pop artist, from a forum dedicated to finding prime numbers? :geek:

[QUOTE=kuratkull;102221]You are a writer who is looking for information about a pop artist from a forum dedicated to finding prime numbers? :geek:[/QUOTE]
He's not looking for informations about Madonna, he's asking what we know about her.

Her song "Like a Virgin" is about a girl who's very vulnerable.

Alex

Svetlana,

I don't have any information not available elsewhere, but here are some comments:

My former wife admired Madonna as someone who successfully re-made herself, in the sense of designing her public image as a performer, then changing it to improve her marketability. (It also helped that they both came from small cities in the same state, Michigan.)

I presume you know of her most famous, even notorious, book, [U]Sex[/U] (which, according to one review, was bound "in an orginal format involving two sheets of metal, each numbered, and sealed in a Mylar plastic sleeve", and is "highly likely to cause airport security to open your bags").

Many folks don't know that:

(A) In addition to the English version

[U]Sex[/U] by Madonna (author), Steven Meisel (photographer), and Glenn O'Brien (editor)

[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Madonna/dp/0446517321/ref=sr_1_17/102-7789810-6095328?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175015573&sr=1-17[/URL]

there was one in Spanish (I don't know how similar), published a month before the English version:

[U]Sex - Madonna[/U] by Madonna [URL]http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Madonna/dp/8440631170/ref=sr_1_14/102-7789810-6095328?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175015573&sr=1-14[/URL]

(B) Madonna has also written children's books:

[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Madonna-3-Book-Collection/dp/0670060143[/URL]

[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Madonna-Book-Audio-Books-Children/dp/067006047X/ref=sr_1_6/102-7789810-6095328?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175015573&sr=1-6[/URL]

[QUOTE=akruppa;102224]Her song "Like a Virgin" is about a girl who's very vulnerable.

Alex[/QUOTE]

Ist er nicht. Es geht um eine ******** ********, die mit einem riesigen ****** durch******** wird, so daß es sich anfühlt wie beim ersten Mal. (I hope I can contour the censorship like this!). H.

She went to the same school I did (U. of Michigan), on a dance scholarship. She only became a complete skank after graduation. The End.

[QUOTE=hhh;102229]Es geht um eine ******** ********, die mit einem riesigen ****** durch******** wird, so daß es sich anfühlt wie beim ersten Mal.[/QUOTE]

"Beim ersten Mal" - meinste für den Riesen******, oder für die schlampate ******funsen?

Her accoustic guitar technique is very amusing.

Note to "Geprüder Alex": we *were* thinking of the children ... albeit perhaps more in a "where do ze Kinder be coming from, Mutter?" sense, but nonetheless...

Also, AFAIK "schlampig" is not a bad word, except in its ig=>e noun form, so since "schlampat" is Viennese slang (Wiener Spruch) for "schlampig," I would like that please restored to its former snarkily colloquial glory - there the trailing "e" is simply to use the specifically feminine (but still not-considered-rude) form.

-Also sprach Ernst the Wiener

Big One !
 

[QUOTE=Patrick123;102218]Well let me see.... [LIST][*]She don't have one[*]The Pope does not use his.[*]Engelbert Humperdinck has a big one.[/LIST]
I'm talking of surnames of course:wink:

Regards
Patrick[/QUOTE]

:lol:
Hey Pat that is a good one early in the morning here! I couldn't stop laughing!

I told my wife and she countered with well then what do they have all common behind them ? When I gave up she said "titles",:wink: Strange Logic !

[QUOTE=Victor ] He's not looking for informations about Madonna, he's asking what we know about her.[/QUOTE]

Hey Victor, Svetlana is a girls name ! Don't I know!

I have a rare centre fold of Madonna when she was about 15 yrs old posing in the nude in the Penthouse magazine. She was not attractive to be honest!
I showed it to one of my Anglo Indian friends and he remarked in real Anglo fashion
"I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole with gloves on " :yucky:

But seriously Svetlana, I would not like to discourage you.

Unlike the comment made we dont only talk on primes as you can see for yourself. Personally Im not on primes myself but on the maths behind them.

You can definitely improve your writing skills if you join us. There are many pollsters who, though varied in nationality, are still great writers.

They have an excellent repertoire of fancy phrases some of which makes me reach for my dictionary. Multi language expressions is the order of the day too!

They are also well versed in all information needed regardless! There are three or more threads which you could subscribe too and it will keep you going, I tell you.

So please accept AKruppas invite and join us.

Ochin Kharosho! Dasvidania!

Mally :coffee:

I'm sorry, Svetlana can't hear you. The original post is [URL="http://www.google.de/search?q=Uksvets+Madonna"]all over the internet[/URL], this is definitely some automated spam. The "Uksvets" user is already banned permanently.

Alex

[QUOTE=mfgoode;102274]:lol:
Hey Pat that is a good one early in the morning here! I couldn't stop laughing!

I told my wife and she countered with well then what do they have all common behind them ? When I gave up she said "titles",:wink: Strange Logic !
[/QUOTE]

:grin: Men might be from Mars, but women are definitely not from Venus, methinks another distant galaxy.

[QUOTE]

I have a rare centre fold of Madonna when she was about 15 yrs old posing in the nude in the Penthouse magazine. She was not attractive to be honest!
[/QUOTE]
I would think she would have to be at least 18 otherwise it would be construed as Kiddie Porn

Regards
Patrick

[QUOTE=akruppa;102282]I'm sorry, Svetlana can't hear you. Alex[/QUOTE]


LMAO

I wonder how it got past our CAPTCHA.

There are 5-10 spammers banned/deleted daily. Our guess is they hire kids or homeless people to register at all the forums they can find, and then feed the positive registrations to the "master" spammer.

No CAPTCHA is immune to a real human.

What we really need to do is ask a math question during the registration process, like this:

[url]http://www.fourmilab.ch/webtools/feedbackform/[/url]

If I were a forum spammer, I'd make a web spider that catches CAPTCHA images from as many forums as it could, and send the CAPTHCA images from the forums to a textfile or a script of mine on my webpage, so I could write text for tens/hundreds of CAPTCHAS at a time, and the spider would post messages on the forum, as soon as it gets a text fixed to the forums CAPTCHA from a text file on my webpage.

Maybe some spiders are built this way?

:) This shouldn't be too hard to write in Perl, for example.

I'm surprised that this spammer didn't post any links. He was probably testing his spambot, LOL.

[QUOTE=Xyzzy;102386]What we really need to do is ask a math question during the registration process[/QUOTE]

You mean, like question 4 from the following random list?

1) What is your name?

2) What is your favorite color?

3) What is the capital of Assyria?

4) What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I read somewhere (Wikipedia?) that a spammer made a free porn website and "protected" it with the Capchas he wanted to solve, and let them solve by the poor porn addicted. Ingenious and psychological. H.

H, isn't it cruel to mention that and then not give a link?

You need a link pointed out to find teh pr0n on the internets? Wow, what spam filter do you use?

Alex