Hi I am writer, please help
 

Hi all!
I'm writer from Ukraine, writing book about Madonna's life. What do you know about Madonna? Please, tell me.
Thanks!
WBR, Svetlana Shmidt

This spam is so bizarre, I thought I'd approve it for the heck of it.

So guys, what do you know about Madonna?

Alex

Well let me see.... [LIST][*]She don't have one[*]The Pope does not use his.[*]Engelbert Humperdinck has a big one.[/LIST]
I'm talking of surnames of course:wink:

Regards
Patrick

You are a writer, who is looking for information about a pop artist, from a forum dedicated to finding prime numbers? :geek:

[QUOTE=kuratkull;102221]You are a writer who is looking for information about a pop artist from a forum dedicated to finding prime numbers? :geek:[/QUOTE]
He's not looking for informations about Madonna, he's asking what we know about her.

Her song "Like a Virgin" is about a girl who's very vulnerable.

Alex

Svetlana,

I don't have any information not available elsewhere, but here are some comments:

My former wife admired Madonna as someone who successfully re-made herself, in the sense of designing her public image as a performer, then changing it to improve her marketability. (It also helped that they both came from small cities in the same state, Michigan.)

I presume you know of her most famous, even notorious, book, [U]Sex[/U] (which, according to one review, was bound "in an orginal format involving two sheets of metal, each numbered, and sealed in a Mylar plastic sleeve", and is "highly likely to cause airport security to open your bags").

Many folks don't know that:

(A) In addition to the English version

[U]Sex[/U] by Madonna (author), Steven Meisel (photographer), and Glenn O'Brien (editor)

[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Madonna/dp/0446517321/ref=sr_1_17/102-7789810-6095328?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175015573&sr=1-17[/URL]

there was one in Spanish (I don't know how similar), published a month before the English version:

[U]Sex - Madonna[/U] by Madonna [URL]http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Madonna/dp/8440631170/ref=sr_1_14/102-7789810-6095328?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175015573&sr=1-14[/URL]

(B) Madonna has also written children's books:

[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Madonna-3-Book-Collection/dp/0670060143[/URL]

[URL]http://www.amazon.com/Madonna-Book-Audio-Books-Children/dp/067006047X/ref=sr_1_6/102-7789810-6095328?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1175015573&sr=1-6[/URL]

[QUOTE=akruppa;102224]Her song "Like a Virgin" is about a girl who's very vulnerable.

Alex[/QUOTE]

Ist er nicht. Es geht um eine ******** ********, die mit einem riesigen ****** durch******** wird, so daß es sich anfühlt wie beim ersten Mal. (I hope I can contour the censorship like this!). H.

She went to the same school I did (U. of Michigan), on a dance scholarship. She only became a complete skank after graduation. The End.

[QUOTE=hhh;102229]Es geht um eine ******** ********, die mit einem riesigen ****** durch******** wird, so daß es sich anfühlt wie beim ersten Mal.[/QUOTE]

"Beim ersten Mal" - meinste für den Riesen******, oder für die schlampate ******funsen?

Her accoustic guitar technique is very amusing.

Note to "Geprüder Alex": we *were* thinking of the children ... albeit perhaps more in a "where do ze Kinder be coming from, Mutter?" sense, but nonetheless...

Also, AFAIK "schlampig" is not a bad word, except in its ig=>e noun form, so since "schlampat" is Viennese slang (Wiener Spruch) for "schlampig," I would like that please restored to its former snarkily colloquial glory - there the trailing "e" is simply to use the specifically feminine (but still not-considered-rude) form.

-Also sprach Ernst the Wiener