... you refer to 11 as the smallest "second-class" prime.

... you are very disappointed by your word processing program's inability to print in size [tex]2^{32582657}-1[/tex] font.

You can name 10 people on this board in a heart beat, but you can't name 10 of your neighbors.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;87725]You can name 10 people on this board in a heart beat, but you can't name 10 of your neighbors.[/QUOTE]

... your neighbors have all moved away because it's too hot near your home.

... you set "iterations between screen outputs to 1", maximize the Prime95 window, then stare at the screen for hours.

[QUOTE=jinydu;87727]
... you set "iterations between screen outputs to 1", maximize the Prime95 window, then stare at the screen for hours.[/QUOTE]

... and then chastise yourself for wasting precious clock cycles.

... you still remember your very first exponent years later (guilty).

[quote=jinydu;87731]... you still remember your very first exponent years later (guilty).[/quote]33983237
I'm guilty, too.:grin: It is currently over two years after I got assigned it.

You have money from your paycheck automatically deducted and sent to the electronics store to pay for your habit.

You use your neighbor's wireless..... To borg their machines.

Your make visitors to your website trial factor for you, and then claim credit for it.

You set "iterations between screen outputs" to p+1, to save cycles.

When your wife becomes pregnant for the 4th time, you home for twins, so that you will have a prime number of kids. Which with your wife, also makes a prime family.

You cross only mersenne- and fermat-primes on your lotto paper.

... (for those of you who know a little general relativity) you move your farm onto your roof.

[QUOTE=jinydu;88280]... (for those of you who know a little general relativity) you move your farm onto your roof.[/QUOTE]

You build a portable powerplant so that you don't have to turn your farm off while moving to your roof - any short outage would eat up the microseconds you would gain with the move. And you move your farm *slowly* for not to run in any velocity related time dilation :grin: :grin: :grin: