... if you refuse to pay your electric bill because the amount on the bill is not a prime number.

... every time you go somewhere, you bring a stopwatch. If the timer is not a prime number of seconds when you reach your destination, you go back to your starting point and try again.

You try to go to bed earlier every night, but every night you decide tocheck mersenneforum, and then the whole going to bed earlier thingdoesn't work out. :help:

...when u are gonna buy an apartment u first check the distance with trace to the PrimeNet server.

...When u think 1 post in this forum is enough

[QUOTE=ThomRuley]... if you refuse to pay your electric bill because the amount on the bill is not a prime number.[/QUOTE]

In response, the electricity company cuts off service. To keep your farm running, you buy a special bicycle (which, of course, costs a prime number of dollars), connect it to your farm, and you pedal for 17 hours, 23 minutes, 41 seconds per day to power your farm.

All that pedaling seems to take too much time away from your activity on mersenneforum.org so you are happy for the phone company to ROUND UP your bill to the nearest prime number.

u should atleast buy [COLOR=Red]2[/COLOR] bycycles :wink:

... you decide to add your birth year to your mersenneforum.org user profile because then it'll show your age under your avatar and you want to be in the top 100 of [i]something[/i] related to GIMPS.

...you name your children after the nodes on your farm so that you can remember their names.

[QUOTE=jinydu]In response, the electricity company cuts off service. To keep your farm running, you buy a special bicycle (which, of course, costs a prime number of dollars), connect it to your farm, and you pedal for 17 hours, 23 minutes, 41 seconds per day to power your farm.[/QUOTE]Even if you had Lance Armstrong or Jan Ulrich pedalling the bike you'd be lucky to break 500W, and that would only be for an hour or so... I can sustain 200W for 30 minutes, so maybe I can power a night light or something...

:no:

...you write a fiery letter of complaint to the car company.

"You idiots! Speed is measured in iterations per second!" you exclaim.