... you borg all the CPU's in your town's police cars.


... and your tank's aimming computer.


... you translate Prime95 into [URL=http://klabs.org/DEI/Processor/shuttle/sp-504/section_2/section_2.htm]HAL/S[/URL]

[QUOTE=Uncwilly]... you translate Prime95 into [url="http://klabs.org/DEI/Processor/shuttle/sp-504/section_2/section_2.htm"]HAL/S[/url][/QUOTE]
Wow ... I never knew that before -- that NASA's designation for the standard shuttle software language was "HAL"something.:smile:

[QUOTE=ThomRuley]....If, knowing darn well that you have enough work queued up that you don't need to touch your farm for the next two months, you still turn on the monitor at least twice a day to look at the progress on your exponents.[/QUOTE]
HEY - it's important to check for the blue screen of death

... you don't see the reason some people get offended when you use the term "gimps"

You build a custom database application to keep track of your exponents. :whistle:

[QUOTE=leifbk]You build a custom database application to keep track of your exponents. :whistle:[/QUOTE]
Is that a sign of addiction? :surprised ... I rather consider it a minimum requirement for a decent GIMPSter :wink:
Guilty...

[QUOTE=lycorn]Is that a sign of addiction? :surprised ... I rather consider it a minimum requirement for a decent GIMPSter :wink:
Guilty...[/QUOTE]

Don't you think that "decent GIMPSter" might be an euphemism for "GIMPS addict"? :w00t:

Actually, I think it means that said GIMPSter has too much free time. :huh: :huh: :huh:

[QUOTE=leifbk]Don't you think that "decent GIMPSter" might be an euphemism for "GIMPS addict"? :w00t:[/QUOTE]
Oh well, you´re bloody well right... :redface: :surrender

... in an effort to ruin your competitors, you buy 100,000 cheap basic calculators and fool Primenet into thinking they're computers; then you reserve all available exponents!

... you realize you can as well do this with [b]real[/b] computers!

...you keep all of your windows open, take off the panel on your case, and put a table fan pointing at it (while its 5 degrees out) just so your computer doesn't overheat :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: