You use machine armies to take over the world so you could harvest energy, or rather, brain power, from humans. (It could also mean that you're addicted to The Matrix series.)

You write a petition to the government to ban all names except Mike.

You start using your middle name of Mike for all official activities.

You name your boxen "Mike 1", "Mike 2", ...

At birth you name your daughter Mike.

You spend the college money that grandma and grandpa give her on a monster.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly]At birth you name your daughter Mike.

You spend the college money that grandma and grandpa give her on a monster.[/QUOTE]
That of course being pronounced MEE-ka like in the recent movie EuroTrip?

[QUOTE=Uncwilly]At birth you name your daughter Mike.

You spend the college money that grandma and grandpa give her on a monster.[/QUOTE]

When the time comes for her to make her college applications, you wake up at 1:00am one night...

You stealithy pace towards a typewriter (so as not to waste CPU power). Then, you type a college application essay that basically says "My name is Mike and I have a very powerful computer. Therefore, I will probably discover a record prime. Therefore, you should accept me." Then, you print off multiple copies, mail away the applications and sneak back into bed without anyone noticing.

You check out a thread that is titled [QUOTE]QUICK!!!!! EVERYONE!!!!!!!!! LOOK!!!!!! [/QUOTE] at least ten times per day for the last week.

You change your name to Mike Findlay :exclaim:


You change your coworker's computer from DC to LL because his name is Mike.

You Borg all the CPU's in your company that are used by Mike's.

You rename your company to "Mike's Prime Industries Ltd."

...You suggest to rename previous company name into "Mike's Prime Factory Ltd." :rolleyes:

You custom build computers, but there is always a 4-6 delay in shipping after they are finished.

They are only finished after a 4 week "burn-in" period.