[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by clowns789 [/i]
[B]Just today, I read GIMPS as Great Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite instead of Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search. :grin: :ernst: [/B][/QUOTE]


Here is a DC project for the IMP work.
[URL=http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/index.html]http://user.tninet.se/~ecf599g/aardasnails/java/Monkey/webpages/index.html[/URL]

Today's my birthday!

:banana: :bounce:

...if you celebrate only prime years.

The attachment says it all...

...if you ask, "Who wants to pay the electric bill?"

You lease boxen to other crunchers to pay for the electric bill, and to make a little profit so you can buy more boxen!

You fake being sick so you can stay home and leave your computer running all day.

...you are sad because it's holiday season, and you can't go to work, so your work machines will be off for a week :down:

...you are sad because your plan to borg your school's computers now can't be executed until after the Christmas season is over.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by edorajh [/i]
[B]...you are sad because it's holiday season, and you can't go to work, so your work machines will be off for a week :down: [/B][/QUOTE]You are happy because it's the holiday season, and as you are the last person to leave work on Christmas Eve, all the machines "mysteriously" happen to be switched on when you leave, meaning they will run, uninterrupted by such nuisances as pesky users and their cycle-wasting applications, all the way through until Monday 29 December, or even until Monday 5 January 2004 if those users are considerate enough to take those other days off after Christmas! :whistle:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PrimeCruncher [/i]
[B]...you are sad because your plan to borg your school's computers now can't be executed until after the Christmas season is over. [/B][/QUOTE]

To lift your spirits, you create a borging "autoinstall" program requiring minimal user interaction to borg machines more quickly. --guilty--