[QUOTE=retina;530663]What are you talking about? A mole is [url=https://www.livescience.com/52297-moles.html]this[/url].[/QUOTE]

Don't forget about chicken mole.

[QUOTE=masser;530665]Don't forget about chicken mole.[/QUOTE]

Or guacamole. You keep the avocado constant, and vary the spices.

what about Whack-a-mole?

And a [url=https://what-if.xkcd.com/4/]mole of moles[/url].

[QUOTE=retina;530663]What are you talking about? A mole is [url=https://www.livescience.com/52297-moles.html]this[/url].[/QUOTE]Au contraire, a mole is [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(architecture)"]this[/URL]

[QUOTE=nomead;530670]Or guacamole. You keep the avocado constant, and vary the spices.[/QUOTE]Or,

6.02 x 10[sup]23[/sup] avocados = 1 guacamole

[QUOTE=xilman;530674]Au contraire, a mole is [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mole_(architecture)"]this[/URL][/QUOTE]I'd also be worried if I had ten of those on my back.

I was recently asked to describe myself in three words. I replied "Not very good with numbers."

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia. She whispered, "They're behind you..."

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

Before my surgery the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.

[QUOTE=retina;530740]I was recently asked to describe myself in three words. I replied "Not very good with numbers."[/QUOTE]
Describe yourself in three words: "I am a rebel"

[QUOTE=LaurV;530818]Describe yourself in three words: "I am a rebel"[/QUOTE]There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can not.

[QUOTE=xilman;530823]There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can not.[/QUOTE]

There are also 10 kinds of people: those who know binary and those who don't.