[QUOTE=retina;526803]if there is watermelon, there should also be airmelon, firemelon and earthmelon. The four elemelons.
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You forgot Avatarmelon (google, google) :razz:

[QUOTE=retina;526959]Just learning about coffins...[/QUOTE]
Hm, we cold swear you were only interested in souls...

[QUOTE=LaurV;527029]Hm, we cold swear you were only interested in souls...[/QUOTE]
Ah, souls.

[QUOTE=xilman;527047]Ah, souls.[/QUOTE]
Haha.


BTW, a colleague tells me that avatarmelon is just "a watermelon" said by a German... :razz:

[QUOTE=LaurV;527029]Hm, we cold[sic] swear you were only interested in souls...[/QUOTE]I thought you were only interested in soles... :razz:

In other news, there was also an explosion in a French warehouse full of floor covering materials. There was a lot of linoleum blown apart.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, and I'm the second man on the Moon. Neil before me.

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club."

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

[QUOTE=retina;527057]What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.[/QUOTE]On the same lines:

What's the difference between BSE and PMS? [SPOILER]One is mad cow disease and the other is a serious agricultural problem[/SPOILER].

[QUOTE=retina;527057]<snip>
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies "Anything but Canadian Club."
<snip>[/QUOTE]
Sounds familiar...
[quote=Dr Sardonicus;525988]<snip>
Q: A seal pup walks into a bar. What does it order?
A: Anything but Canadian Club.
<snip>[/quote]

[QUOTE=Dr Sardonicus;527062]Sounds familiar...[/QUOTE]:blush:

Edit: A replacement seal joke

Penguin's car breaks down. While the mechanic's taking a look at it he orders a bowl of ice cream. Because he's a penguin, and it's hard to eat ice cream when you've got a beak and flippers, he ends up making a huge mess. Gets back, and the mechanic says “looks like you've blown a seal.”

[QUOTE=retina;527063]:blush:

Edit: A replacement seal joke

Penguin's car breaks down. While the mechanic's taking a look at it he orders a bowl of ice cream. Because he's a penguin, and it's hard to eat ice cream when you've got a beak and flippers, he ends up making a huge mess. Gets back, and the mechanic says “looks like you've blown a seal.”[/QUOTE]
That is an old Kip Addotta joke in his bit named for a nocturnal emission: [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kip_Addotta[/url]

[QUOTE=retina;527057]I thought you were only interested in soles... :razz:
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?[/QUOTE]
Haha, I could swear (again!) that I didn't write "cold"! The forum gods play with me!

OTOH, I asked SWMBO your question, you know, she is the family doctor. She replied "birds flu, but pigs [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_pigs_fly"]not yet[/URL]"...

I like her answer better! :razz:

(we have plenty of these "tomato" jokes in Romanian, we call the tomato "red", maybe in English these jokes are better told with oranges, so you can grasp the concept, "what's the difference between an orange and a tram (car)? the tram has an orange stripe, but the orange does not have a tram stripe", etc)

My wife bought me some new pants and asked me to try them on. I tried them on and said "They feel like a badly designed castle." My wife was confused. I said "No ballroom."

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic.

During the war in Iraq I saw some Italian troops approach an object half buried in the road.
"Watch out! That's a mine!" I called out to warn them.
"Go away, we saw it a first."

Are news readers secretly insulting you? Moron this story later.

Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them.