If I'm not mistaken, correction fluid is pretty useless.

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I bought ten litres of correction fluid the other day.
Big mistake.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs but can swim from one end of the pool to the other?

[spoiler]Clever Dick[/spoiler]

A alphabetically be in organized sentence should words.

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a quarter of a beer, and so forth. The bartender pours them two beers and says, "You guys need to know your limits"

You can't run through a campground, you can only ran - because it's past tents.

A pharmaceutical truck full of Viagra was stolen today.
Police have asked the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

My grandfather was a baker for the army.
When he went to war, he went in all buns glazing.

[QUOTE=retina;525868]A alphabetically be in organized sentence should words.[/QUOTE]
Ah, and easier in reality to type very wrongly --- Xilman

[QUOTE=xilman;525876]Ah, and easier in reality to type very wrongly --- Xilman[/QUOTE]

I'm impressed. Now, can you do it backwards?

What is brown and sticky?
[spoiler]A stick.[/spoiler]

Why was the computer tired when it got home from work?
[spoiler]Because it had a hard drive.[/spoiler]

Apparently, when the Queen was at school, her strongest subject was the Gym teacher.

I've tried, but it seems to be impossible to find royalty free images of the Queen.

My blonde wife thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails.

That is like the two Spanish firemen: José and Hose B.

I've opened a restaurant called "Peace and Quiet" .
Children's meals are $1000.
[spoiler]Well worth the price, provided they're made out of real children.[/spoiler]

[QUOTE=retina;525894]What is brown and sticky?
[spoiler]A stick.[/spoiler]

Why was the computer tired when it got home from work?
[spoiler]Because it had a hard drive.[/spoiler][/QUOTE]
LOL at these, and the ones above. :smile:

[QUOTE=rudy235;525885]I'm impressed. Now, can you do it backwards?[/QUOTE]
Yes -- "ti", of course!

[QUOTE=xilman;525901]Yes -- "ti", of course![/QUOTE]

Why should I finagle enormously complicated annoying alphabetezations ah?

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

A Roman walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a martinus."
The bartender replies, "don't you mean a martini?"
The Roman replies, "if I had wanted a double I would have asked for it!"

Entropy isn't what it used to be ....

There's a band called 1023MB, but they've got no gigs.

I had to quit my job at the shoe recycling factory, it was sole destroying.

I don't trust new cafes.
They fill me with uncertain tea.

[QUOTE=retina;525916]It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
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