The OS/2 car is still circling the track - no one knows how to stop it or maintain it. All the engineers shudder when thinking about going near.

The BSD car finished without crashing but no-one noticed.

Most of the cars had important parts with "CP/M" stamped on them.

[h/t "lyman alpha blob"]

Two hunters and a statistician go out duck hunting.

They spy their quarry and the first hunter shoots and misses left.

The second hunter shoots and misses right.

The statistician yells “You got it!”

While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematical puns make me feel number.

[QUOTE=petrw1;521693]While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematical puns make me feel number.[/QUOTE]
:davar55::davar55::davar55:

[QUOTE=petrw1;521693]While most puns make me feel numb,
mathematical puns make me feel number.[/QUOTE]

very nice.

[url=https://twitter.com/PhilJamesson/status/577939409355579392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw]WHEN CATS ARE SAD[/url]

Bartender: What’ll ya have?
Cat: Shot of rum.
[Bartender pours it]
[Cat slowly pushes it off the bar]
Cat: Another.

I went in for surgery recently.
As part of the hospital's patient choice system, the anesthetist offered my 2 different options to put me under.
1) Gas
2) A boat paddle upside the head.

It was an ether/oar situation.

Aaarrgh!

Why don't cats play poker?

Too make cheetahs!