People who harvest honey; are they?
A) - piarists
or
B) - keepers

[QUOTE=xilman;505018]People who harvest honey; are they?
A) - piarists
or
B) - keepers[/QUOTE]

*groan*

I must admit, it took me a while.

[QUOTE=xilman;505018]People who harvest honey; are they?[/QUOTE]Stealing this.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;505040]Stealing this.[/QUOTE]I confess I found it on Twitter.

Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.

What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

Seen on Teh Twitter:
[i]
I've been reading Osteopathy magazine for years. I have lots of back issues.

— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) [url=https://twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/248451372721258496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw]September 19, 2012[/url][/i]

What do you call a photon which can tell time?

Outside of its frame of reference.

[QUOTE=chalsall;507969]What do you call a photon which can tell time?

Outside of its frame of reference.[/QUOTE]

:toot:

Bob: Did you hear about the Linux-car finishing last in the Indy 500?
Rob: Yeah, I know how impossible it is to find a decent driver for Linux hardware.

[QUOTE=retina;511305]Bob: Did you hear about the Linux-car[/QUOTE]That got a nice chortle from me.

The Windows car crashed out of the race after stopping for updates for a few times.