[QUOTE=Dr Sardonicus;492846]That's how groan people react.[/QUOTE]
:groan:

Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas.

[QUOTE=Mark Rose;494765]Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas.[/QUOTE]

What did one electron say to the other electron?

Why are you so negative?

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Cannibal Chef: I got a fresh clown in today. How do you like my recipe?

Cannibal Patron: It tastes a bit funny.

Doctor: " Well, how did those suppositories work?"

Patient: "About as well as if I'd stuck 'em up my ..."

Friend 1 goes over to Friend 2's house and finds him blowing into his car's tail pipe.

Friend 1: "What are you doing?"

Friend 2: "Right now, I'm getting really angry! I went to the body shop down the street about that dent in the left door and he told me I could pop it back out by blowing into the tailpipe. It's not working!"

Friend 1: "Maybe you have to have the windows up."

[QUOTE=EdH;497197]Friend 1 goes over to Friend 2's house and finds him blowing into his car's tail pipe.

Friend 1: "What are you doing?"

Friend 2: "Right now, I'm getting really angry! I went to the body shop down the street about that dent in the left door and he told me I could pop it back out by blowing into the tailpipe. It's not working!"

Friend 1: "Maybe you have to have the windows up."[/QUOTE]
@EdH" LOLOL, x2> :smile:

Friend 1 is helping Friend 2 reroof his home. Friend 2 notices him tossing some nails over his shoulder and inquires:

Friend 2: "What are you doing?

Friend 1: "Some of these nails have the heads on the wrong end!"

Friend 2: "Don't throw them away. They're for the other side of the house!"

Wife finds note on fridge when she gets home:
[QUOTE]Someone from Gyna College called.
Said Pabst Beer is OK.
[/QUOTE]

A man is sitting at the head table preparing to give the keynote address at a Medical retreat. All of a sudden he gasps and just over his breath mumbles "Oh man I forgot my false teeth; I can't talk without them".

As luck would have it another guy at his table reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out a set of false teeth: "Here try these".

At first the speaker is put off with the thought of using this guy's teeth until he sees that his mouth is full of his own teeth. Assuming they are from his practice he gives them a try but proclaims "Thanks but these are too small".

"No problem" and he reaches into the other pocket and pulls out another set which fit perfectly.

The speaker asks: "So how long have you been an Orthodontist?"

"I'm not; I'm an Undertaker"