[QUOTE=ONeil;486287]The Prime said to the Ryme
I'll gladly pay you a dime for your time
The ryme I'm not blind I just whine
when gimps messes with my mind!
:)[/QUOTE]
:smile:

[QUOTE=Mark Rose;486138]English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.[/QUOTE]Remeber the old advice: i before e except after c when the sound is ee

A good mnemonic is "Sheila, seize weird Keith".

The old ones are the best.
 

What I tell you three times is true.


[URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-44287018"]The police are looking into it.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mark Rose;379040]If you pour root beer into a square cup, does it become beer?[/QUOTE]

Square root beer. Which tastes the same. (What the heck is a cylindrical root?)

[QUOTE=kriesel;488582]Square root beer. Which tastes the same. (What the heck is a cylindrical root?)[/QUOTE]
Using [URL="https://www.restaurantequipmentsolutions.com/LIBB-5475.html"]this[/URL] you can have a cube root beer.

What do you call a Bear with no teeth?


A [SPOILER]Gummy Bear[/SPOILER]

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;488587]Using [URL="https://www.restaurantequipmentsolutions.com/LIBB-5475.html"]this[/URL] you can have a cube root beer.[/QUOTE]
Cool link. Thanks. We like candle equipment. :smile:

Where should I post this?


Condom maker Durex has recalled some of its products sold in the UK and Ireland over fears they could split.
[url]https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45014118?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook[/url]

Bad puns are how eye roll.

[QUOTE=Mark Rose;492843]Bad puns are how eye roll.[/QUOTE]
:picard: :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Mark Rose;492843]Bad puns are how eye roll.[/QUOTE]
That's how groan people react.