[QUOTE=xilman;467721]This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.[/QUOTE]
This Lucas joke is as bad as your last Fibonacci joke and the next Fibonacci joke you about to type, combined.

[QUOTE=Batalov;467723]This Lucas joke is as bad as your last Fibonacci joke and the next Fibonacci joke you about to type, combined.[/QUOTE]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who already knew this was a trinary joke.

[QUOTE=xilman;467721]This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.[/QUOTE]
On the contrary, I am not sure if it qualifies as a "dumb joke." I find it rather clever. :tu:

[QUOTE=xilman;467721]This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.[/QUOTE]

(...assuming you've already heard at least two... ) :smile:

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens...

Q: What do you get when you piss off the Avengers?
A: Nick's fury.

Q: What do you call a mushroom that does illegal things?
A: A crimini.

Q: Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?
A: He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!” The man said, “You can’t be serious, I could never shoot my wife,” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for the job. Take your wife and go home.”

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after the another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman wiping the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks,” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?” Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here.” Satan says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.” God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

I have no choice but to accept I have free will.

Q: What branch of mathematics involves counting musical instruments?
A: Piano arithmetic.

[QUOTE=Mark Rose;469813]I have no choice but to accept I have free will.[/QUOTE]
WhooHoo! Concise, but for me it keeps on giving when I think it or look at it. LOLOL! :w00t:
:smile: When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. :grin: