What is a Hebrew?
A male tea-bag.

What is a boycott?
A bed for a wee laddie.

What is air?
A balloon with the skin off.

A bird in the hand,
poops on your wrist.

Faith can move mountains.
She's a big girl.

Clumsiness: Is it catching?
No, it's dropping.

6 Startling Before And After Photos Of Meth Users
 

[URL="http://www.theonion.com/slideshow/6-startling-before-and-after-photos-of-meth-users-34472"]This "joke"[/URL] is a bit long to post in its entirety; and that would violate Fair Use standards, anyway.
[QUOTE]In recent years, the recreational use of methamphetamine has skyrocketed in the United States. While the drug imposes a range of short- and long-term deteriorative effects on the user’s cognitive abilities, its immediate impact on one’s physical appearance is perhaps even more astonishing.[/QUOTE]

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Most of you will probably get this one...
 

Multiple Choice: Which of the following is most different from the others:

A) A PhD in Mathematical Biology
B) A PhD in Theoretical Mathematics
C) A PhD in Statistics
D) An extra large Pepperoni Pizza

I'll wait before posting the answer.

[QUOTE=petrw1;467423]Multiple Choice: Which of the following is most different from the others:

A) A PhD in Mathematical Biology
B) A PhD in Theoretical Mathematics
C) A PhD in Statistics
D) An extra large Pepperoni Pizza

I'll wait before posting the answer.[/QUOTE]At least some of us have seen it before.


Lbh pna srrq n snzvyl ba gur cvmmn

[QUOTE=xilman;467425]At least some of us have seen it before.


Lbh pna srrq n snzvyl ba gur cvmmn[/QUOTE]
And goo goo, goo chube to you, too, sir! :razz:

[QUOTE=petrw1;467423]Multiple Choice: Which of the following is most different from the others:

A) A PhD in Mathematical Biology
B) A PhD in Theoretical Mathematics
C) A PhD in Statistics
D) An extra large Pepperoni Pizza

I'll wait before posting the answer.[/QUOTE]

3 of those can feed a family of four...

[QUOTE=VBCurtis;467431]3 of those can feed a family of four...[/QUOTE]
But which?

[QUOTE=kladner;467443]But which?[/QUOTE]

All but B)

:groan:

Seen recently on Twitter:
[I]
Chromosomes for beginners:

XY Male
XX Female
YYY Delilah
[/I]

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.