Americans don't put enough cheese on their food; therefore I say...

Make America Grate Again.

[QUOTE=jasong;452802]Americans don't put enough cheese on their food; therefore I say...

Make America Grate Again.[/QUOTE]
+1! :smile:

"I am Groot."

"Who the heck is Neegan?"

[QUOTE=LaurV;452769]Quote from the (web) specialists, who say the same thing, in a more complicate way. "The V formation, a common pattern in migratory birds, isn't symmetrical because each bird only needs to position itself at the wingtip of the bird in front of it to capitalize on the upward-moving air. One line of the V shape could easily grow longer because of the single-file focus."

(nerd! haha :razz:)[/QUOTE]
Why is it only ever a V shape? Why aren't there ever new branch offs?

[QUOTE=jasong;457518]Why is it only ever a V shape? Why aren't there ever new branch offs?[/QUOTE]

Because the other side is in air disturbed by the bird directly ahead, so the lift advantage is gone.

Brown Pelicans tend to fly in long single lines. These have humps and bumps depending on the thermals.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

[SPOILER]Philippe Philoppe[/SPOILER]

Should we keep a watch on the Swiss?
Of quartz we should.

Digital watch owners:
Your days are numbered.

They say nuns look like penguins,
But actually they are more like birds of pray.

Is camping loitering within tent?

What do you get from baked beans with onions?
Tear gas.

If this government gets up your nose,
then picket.

Disarm today.
Dat arm tomorrow.

Beer is best.
It'll be the urination of me.

I am older,
Budweiser now.

Don't complain about the tea.
You'll be old and weak yourself one day.

Second hand toilet seats for sale.
Barely touched.

Why do elephants have four feet?
'Cos they'd look stupid with six inches.

What's the difference between an egg, a carpet and sex?
You can beat an egg, you can beat a carpet ...

Why do surgeons wear masks?
So if they make a mistake you don't know who to blame.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control have already been born.

Make your M.P. work.
Don't re-elect him.

Quasimodo.
Now that name rings a bell.

Blow your mind.
Smoke dynamite!

Why do bees hum?
'Cos they don't know the words.

When's mothers day?
Nine months after fathers day.