You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a clone of yourself who just so happens to be naked. You reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it:
A: Homicide?
B: Suicide?
C: Just another obscene clone fall?

If I may:

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A Dutch answer to The Daily Show kicked off the trend, in which European countries farcically campaign to come second to America.

Enjoy!!!

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I always get worried when the preacher says that God will separate the sheep from the goats.

(Sheep represent God's people, goats represent everyone else, and if you're still confused, look at my real name underneath my username)

I want to get a custom-made t-shirt that says,"Autistic people rock."

I still remember the "I'm with stupid t-shirts," but I think there should be versions that point up or down. Down for males, and up just to confuse people.

Why'd The Chicken cross The Road? (Because The Road was a dirty rotten scoundrel that didn't deserve to be a mob boss and The Chicken was sick of him)

Why do dogs lick their balls? (Their best friends are a corrupting influence[dogs are called "man's best friend"])

[QUOTE]Why do dogs lick their balls? (Their best friends are a corrupting influence[dogs are called "man's best friend"]) [/QUOTE]
The answer I have always heard for this question is,
"Because they can."
One of my brothers told of a wasted party of young guys at the house of one of them. The resident hound walked in, flopped down, and started grooming his nether regions. One of the observers said, "I wish I could do that."
To this another replied, "He'll probably let you." This completely gob-smacked the first speaker.

[QUOTE=kladner;452711]The answer I have always heard for this question is,
"Because they can."
One of my brothers told of a wasted party of young guys at the house of one of them. The resident hound walked in, flopped down, and started grooming his nether regions. One of the observers said, "I wish I could do that."
To this another replied, "He'll probably let you." This completely gob-smacked the first speaker.[/QUOTE]On a similar note, and an entirely true story, a female colleague once reacted to a somewhat surprising but entirely innocent statement of mine with the phrase "Bugger me!"

"What? Now?" I asked.

After a half-second of surprise and three seconds of giggles she replied in a throaty voice: "Later, darling".

I doubt she'll ever use that phrase again.

[QUOTE=retina;451783]You are standing on the top of a cliff next to a clone of yourself who just so happens to be naked. You reach over, and deftly push the clone over the cliff. Is it:
A: Homicide?
B: Suicide?
C: Just another obscene clone fall?[/QUOTE]
I couldn't quite get this one until I read it aloud to my partner. Its impact is in the sounds. :smile:

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
[SPOILER]There are more ducks on that side.[/SPOILER]

Found it on Duolingo today, they said that in the cinema industry there is a tendency in the last time, to convert the units to SI (locally we use SI) when translating/subtitling the movies. This can make sense when somebody talk about miles per gallon, which most Romanians have no idea what monster it is, neither how to convert them to liters per 100 kilometers, but sometime they put ”too much” effort into it, when a phrase like ”I have walked for about 10 miles” becomes (in Romanian equivalent) ”I have walked for about 16.09344 kilometers”...

:rofl: :missingteeth: I can't stop laughing... I don't know why I found this extremely hilarious!

[QUOTE=Batalov;452764]When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
[SPOILER]There are more ducks on that side.[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]
Quote from the (web) specialists, who say the same thing, in a more complicate way. "The V formation, a common pattern in migratory birds, isn't symmetrical because each bird only needs to position itself at the wingtip of the bird in front of it to capitalize on the upward-moving air. One line of the V shape could easily grow longer because of the single-file focus."

(nerd! haha :razz:)

If a man says something when he is alone in a forest, is he still wrong?

[QUOTE=Batalov;452764]When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?
[SPOILER]There are more ducks on that side.[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

How do you describe the V when there are only 2 ducks in it?
... or just 1?
... or none?

(I'll get my coat and see myself out.)