I'm waiting for the equinoctial gales to start ...

This joke seems suitable for few people here around...

A Red Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee". The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee".

The waiter says, "Whoa, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position. Me come in, me drink coffee, shoot off some crap, leave mess for others to clean up, then disappear for rest of day."

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It's a dumb joke, Jim, but not as we know it.


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Charlie is what Charlie is. I understand the humor, but it is black. Even I had trouble assimilating some of the examples of the magazine which were bouncing around after the attack, and I am no stranger to gallows humor.

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A bit racially stereotypical, but in its crude way it is kinda funny. The setup is a bit strained, let me say.

EDIT: Me Asperger Syndrome. Take stuff too literally.

Spotted on Google+ painted on a doctor's door

Psycho
the
rapist

"It's one word George, psychotherapist"

Which calls to mind sex the-rapist and the-rapy couch. And if you close your eyes, relax and lean back for some [I]free association[/I] - biggest lie about billable hours, ever.

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rapist
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That is a 40 years old Benny Hill joke. :razz:

Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.

[QUOTE=ixfd64;447002]Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.[/QUOTE]Why are fundamental Christians rejoicing? They're hoping it's the last Trump.

[QUOTE=ixfd64;447002]Did you hear about the U.S. presidential election results? A lot of us are seeing red.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, a new global order will be in place now, with the new American president.
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president [George W. Bush] his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!'

His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'

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