[QUOTE=Dubslow;441807]:judge:

In a certain game called Cookie Clicker there is a certain upgrade called "egg" (and the quotes there are literal, the flavor text is "hey, it's "egg""). It grants +9 CPS (the meaning of "CPS" being irrelephant here).[/QUOTE]It's not irrelevant, it's a hippopotamus.

Yes, I know, the old ones are the best.

[QUOTE=chappy;441733]Why do people in France eat only one egg for breakfast? Because in French, one egg is un oeuf.[/QUOTE]
Eggcellent! :lol:

One Spanish fish asked his Spanish fish schoolfriend, "And what does your dad do?"
The other fish says: “[I]Nada[/I].”

Hahaha, that was a very good one!
[QUOTE=Batalov;441853]“[I]Nada[/I].”[/QUOTE]
Don't we all? (play the bait 8 hours per day, for our youngsters...)

French dockers rule au quai!

Motto of the French Navy: A l'eau, c,est l'heure.

And a well-loved old poem

Un petit d’un petit
S’etonne aux Halles
Un petit d’un petit
Ah ! degres te fallent
Indolent qui ne sort cesse
Indolent qui ne se mene
Qu’impute un petit d’un petit
Tout gai de Re

[QUOTE=LaurV;441882]Hahaha, that was a very good one!

Don't we all? (play the bait 8 hours per day, for our youngsters...)[/QUOTE]
I looked up Romanian meanings, and that is also an interesting road to go,
...but in Spanish it means rather simply [URL="https://translate.google.com/#es/en/El%20nada"]this[/URL]

Caesar adsum jam forte
Brutus aderat
Caesar sic in omnibus
Brutus sic in at.

And remember, folks, semper ubi sub ubi

[QUOTE]semper ubi sub ubi[/QUOTE]
I haven't seen that one in a long while. :big grin: Another oldie but goody.

man: [B]I want to change my name.[/B]
judge: [B]Everybody wants to change their name. What's wrong with it?[/B]
man: [B]It's Robert Sucks![/B]
judge: [B]I see. All right, what would you like it to be?[/B]
man: [B]William Sucks![/B]

[QUOTE=kladner;441966]I haven't seen that one in a long while. :big grin: Another oldie but goody.[/QUOTE]
Interesting: Online translation gets the joke right one word at a time. The whole phrase, or even the first two words, is translated as "cogito", or "I think".

[QUOTE=Batalov;441953]I looked up Romanian meanings, and that is also an interesting road to go,
...but in Spanish it means rather simply [URL="https://translate.google.com/#es/en/El%20nada"]this[/URL][/QUOTE]
Well, don't need to go as far... Spanish also have it, but [URL="https://translate.google.com/#es/en/car%20nada"]a bit more subtle[/URL]... :razz:

[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37341801[/url]

It's a dumb joke, Jim, but not as we know it.


(Actually, I found it rather funny but I've a black sense of humour.)