You matter... until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you energy.

Brexit, the industrial cleaner for when you want stuff to just leave and not come back.

(Using Brexit may be harmful to technology)

Good reason for you guys to be nice to me. (see if you can figure out why this belongs in the dumb jokes thread)

[url]http://phys.org/news/2016-07-goats-sheep-cows-dogs-title.html[/url]

One place I worked was in offline editing of television shows. The industrial equipment had different cueing speeds depending how far away the desired cue point was.

Anyway the dumb joke was that the highest speed distant cue was called a "far cue."

What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?

[SPOILER]He got a little behind in his work![/SPOILER] :whee:

For the Brits.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv7Jd94bnOI[/youtube]

If I look up people named Gocher on Facebook and suggest they try some t and a, is that offensive?

For the Brits.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv7Jd94bnOI[/url]

And maybe Americans too. Only truly funny if you're into British culture now, and 90s American culture. Although I guess they could have American reruns over there.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15NL9n6HJTs[/url]

GennyB, pro gamer. You wish you had skills like him. Not gaming skills, no, definitely not that. He has the superhuman ability to be thought of as a moron and simultaneously be respected as a person at the same time.

Why do people in France eat only one egg for breakfast? Because in French, one egg is un oeuf.

:judge:

In a certain game called Cookie Clicker there is a certain upgrade called "egg" (and the quotes there are literal, the flavor text is "hey, it's "egg""). It grants +9 CPS (the meaning of "CPS" being irrelephant here).