[QUOTE=only_human;367203]Outside of a dog, a book is a lonely man's best friend. Inside of a dog a book is pulp friction.[/QUOTE]

Pup Fiction?

[QUOTE=chappy;367214]Pup Fiction?[/QUOTE]
Dog-eared pages of dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a devoted disciple.

[QUOTE=only_human;367222]Dog-eared [COLOR="Blue"][B]documents[/B][/COLOR] of dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a devoted [COLOR="blue"][B]domestic[/B][/COLOR] disciple.[/QUOTE]
Suggested edits in blue

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;367223]Suggested edits in blue[/QUOTE]Much nicer. :smile:

(One more word... just became)
Desiccated dog-eared documents of dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a devoted domestic disciple.

[QUOTE=only_human;367225]Much nicer. :smile:

(One more word... just became).....[/QUOTE]
Six (-1) more words become-
Desiccated [COLOR=Blue][B]donated[/B][/COLOR] dog-eared documents [COLOR=Blue][B][STRIKE]denoting[/STRIKE] detailing doltish[/B][/COLOR] dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a [B][COLOR=Blue]dirty[/COLOR][/B] devoted [B][COLOR=Blue]diminutive[/COLOR][/B] domestic [COLOR=Blue][B]discipline[/B][/COLOR] disciple.

[QUOTE=kladner;367230]domestic [COLOR=Blue][B]discipline[/B][/COLOR] disciple.[/QUOTE]

:huh: I don't think the word "discipline" here makes any sense. Is there some obscure meaning or strange grammatical way in which you're using it, or was that a mistake? Edit: "disciplined" could work! :smile:

[QUOTE=Mini-Geek;367242]:huh: I don't think the word "discipline" here makes any sense. Is there some obscure meaning or strange grammatical way in which you're using it, or was that a mistake? Edit: "disciplined" could work! :smile:[/QUOTE]Heh, so you have never heard the term "S&M"? They would certainly be disciples of discipline.

dumbo... :D

Ah, now I understand the usage. And I've got 3 more.

Desiccated donated dog-eared [B]denim-bound[/B] documents detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel doggedly devoured by a [B]dumb[/B] dirty devoted diminutive [B]disciplined[/B] domestic discipline disciple.

Or even rearrange to remove all non-d-starting words (not counting the hyphenated ones):

Dumb dirty devoted diminutive disciplined domestic discipline disciples doggedly devour desiccated donated dog-eared denim-bound documents detailing doltish dogmatic doggerel.

(this one made a colleague lie on the ground laughing with his limbs in the air)

me: This work would go a lot faster with a henway.

him: What's a henway?

[SPOILER]me: About 3 and a half pounds.[/SPOILER]

[B]Kid[/B]: Dad, is there a word to describe answers that are completely correct but entirely useless under the circumstances?

[B]Dad (who is a mathematician)[/B]: Yes, yes, there is.