[QUOTE=chappy;361021]Knock Knock.

Who's there?

(3-4 second pause)

Java[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brian-E;361031]Java who?

(...)

(...)

D'y'ave a few more seconds?[/QUOTE]
:rofl:

:goodposting:

It didn't take long!
 

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.

Q What’s the height of optimism?
A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What’s the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car?
A. Nothing! If you blink you’ll miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English cricket team?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the English cricket team and a funeral director?
A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

[QUOTE=BudgieJane;364012]Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?
A. A laughing stock.
....[/QUOTE]
Brutal!:deadhorse:

[QUOTE=BudgieJane;364012]Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the English cricket team?
A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.[/QUOTE]

This joke does not belong in this thread. It is much too clever.

[QUOTE=axn;364050]This joke does not belong in this thread. It is much too clever.[/QUOTE]
I thought the same about the one about the funeral director too.:smile:

O.K. So where is the much-too-clever jokes thread, then?

[QUOTE=BudgieJane;364243]O.K. So where is the much-too-clever jokes thread, then?[/QUOTE]
That's the thread titled "Posts that seem less useful, or something like that". Unfortunately it's locked, and only the favoured few have a key. I am quite proud, though, of having achieved two entries in it myself.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;364258]That's the thread titled "Posts that seem less useful, or something like that". Unfortunately it's locked, and only the favoured few have a key. I am quite proud, though, of having achieved two entries in it myself.[/QUOTE]
A lot of those posts are because of my ADD, thinking I'm on topic after I've daydreamed a bit.

I'd tell an NSA joke... but they've heard them all.

Outside of a dog, a book is a lonely man's best friend. Inside of a dog a book is pulp friction.