Linux activities
 

[SPOILER]unzip; touch; finger; strip; mount; insmod; yes; dumpelf; rmmod; umount; sleep [/SPOILER]

Not dumb
 

Since I got my good eye kicked in (1998)
I have sued for compensation via solicitor Jim
and his secretary Kelly. For reasons best known
to himself, he has prevented me from seeing her for
a considerable number of years.
I have had the pleasure of speaking to her over the phone.

We eventually got a "result" and in a moment of madness,
I splashed out on two bottles of Champagne, and duly deposited
them in the capable hands of a receptionist I knew and loved.

Phoned Kelly today, and sort of apologized for my extravagance
by comparing with what he earned per hour.

Kelly said that Jim was going to send me a letter of thanks
tomorrow, and they wouldn't charge me for it.

That girl is MAGIC:smile:

David

[COLOR=#2a2a2a][FONT=Times New Roman]The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#2a2a2a][FONT=Times New Roman]A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.


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Obesity Humour
 

I was in a pub in London yesterday, where the tables were
a bit more densely packed than comfort and decorum might dictate.
I found myself walking through a corridor between tables, and met
a gentleman as portly as myself. We turned sideways and succeeded
in easing past each other.
I intended to quip "This town ain't big enough for the both of us",
but I started the sentence "This town is...". He immediately got me out
of this grammatical predicament with "...too big for the both of us".

David

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Who knows.

(I guess this only qualifies as a dumb koan riddle.)

[QUOTE=davar55;241532]Why did the rooster cross the road?

Who knows.

(I guess this only qualifies as a dumb koan riddle.)[/QUOTE]


to go the other way to be asked what the sidewalk in front



[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]
two roosters across the street ...
big truck coming fast ...
first rooster says ... take care ... sgnaps (crushed)
the second answer first cock cock ... what?
sgnaps (also crushed) ...
finished cocks ... finished story![/COLOR]

when an inflated balloon loses altitude over the desert,
be concerned about ...
because sitting on plant
only have time to think about : cactus[B][I]ssssssssssssssss[/I][/B]

We went to the theater tonight ...
front seat, be one that constantly say:
that I thirst
that I thirst
that I thirst
... we given him to drink our water (to keep quiet)
He drank and told us thank you ...
then be taken:
I had that thirst
I had that thirst
I had that thirst
I had that thirst
...




[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]
Working Party for our fellow "Nespoli"

a curiosity ...
feel for what 180 days of travel? (o)


I wonder if he wore his prophylactic (protective clothing) alone
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Dumb jokes revisited
 

"Mummy, is our au pair a robot?"

"No darling. Why?"

"Daddy said he was going to screw the ass off her."

What was wrong with using the other thread?

Nor is that family friendly.