Nothing funny since April????
 

Politically correct:
--- He is not a moron: he is Intellectually Celibate.

[quote=Flatlander;150111]Yeah, but the females don't count.[/quote]
Any female members on this forum?

[QUOTE=flouran;190506]Any female members on this forum?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

[quote=Uncwilly;190511]Yes.[/quote]
Are you Monsieur Le Blanc by any chance?

[QUOTE=davieddy;190522]Are you Monsieur Le Blanc by any chance?[/QUOTE]No.

What did the Aggie say when they told him 80% of all automobile accidents occur within one mile of home?


I'll just move.

Little girl is sitting on Santa Claus' knee.
"And what would you like for Christmas?"
"I'd like some hairs on my fanny"
"No problem. Will long white ones do?"

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Two Aggies are making a delivery in a bob truck when they come upon an overpass with a big sign stating ' 12 Foot Clearance ' . The truck is 13 feet in height. One Aggie asks the other, ' Do you think we should chance it? ' . The other Aggies replies, ' Go for it, there's no cops around ' .

Must have knowledge of Yank and Brit
 

A lieutenant is someone who lives in a toilet.

A blonde comes home carrying 10 DVDs.
Hubby asks:
- What have you got there?
- Films. To watch this evening after dinner.
- How come you´ll manage to watch 10 films in one evening??
- Duh... they are in DivX format.