Windows 7 Beta Available Now!
 

It is a very nice Hitler mustache though ... and I'll bet it's content-protected.

[quote=ewmayer;158169][URL]http://www.whatsmypass.com/?p=415[/URL][/quote]Go, 402s! Go, 205! Go, 306! Go, 416 (or 307s)! Go, 10s! Go, 211s!
Go, 120 (or 212s)! Go, 215! Go, 216s! Go, 17s! Go, 318! Go, 24s! Go, 226!
Go, 131! Go, 364 (or 432s)! Go, 236! Go, 237s! Go, 353! Go, 470 (or 259s)!
Go, 160s! Go, 461s! Go, 62! Go, 262! Go, 362! Go, 465! Go, 368s! Go, 69s!
Go, 170s! Go, 273! Go, 176! Go, 385! Go, 191s! Go, 92s! Go, 292s! Go, 194!
Go, 298s!

[QUOTE=cheesehead;158210]Go, 402s! Go, 205! Go, 306! Go, 416 (or 307s)! Go, 10s! Go, 211s!...[/QUOTE]You have too much time on your hands.:smile:

Not pass-worthy
 

I dated a #26 once ... but decided that nice as she was, she wasn't "pass-worthy". So she broke up with me. So then out of sheer, like, maliciousnessice I changed all my pwds to "jenny" - she always *hated* being called that. Ha, ha, who's laughing now, "jenny"? I get a nice chuckle every time I log in. My friends think it's pretty funny, too.

(Not that I'm bitter or anything...)

[quote=Uncwilly;158217]You have too much time on your hands.:smile:[/quote]I'll sometimes go to great lengths for the sake of a dumb joke.

With due deference to the competing threads about the demolition of Gaza.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++

DOG FIGHT

The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued fighting,
they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and
decided to settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators
agreed that each country would take five years to develop the best
fighting dog they could.

The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule the
disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the
nastiest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy
from each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best food
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.

After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars
on its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast.

When the day of the big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange
animal: a 3 metre-long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought their sausage dog
stood a chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The bookies
predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute. The cages were
opened. The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring.
The Arab dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog.

As he got to within an inch of the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its
jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in one bite. There was nothing
left but a small bit of fur from the killer dog's tail.

The Arabs approached the Israelis, shaking their heads in disbelief.
"We don’t understand," said their leader. "Our top scientists and
breeders worked for five years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans
and Rottweilers. They developed a killing machine."

"Really?" the Israeli General replied. "For five years, we've had a team of
Jewish plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills working to make an alligator look
like a Dachshund.

Brit joke.
 

I thought I'd already posted this but apparently not.


Name 2 different crustaceans.

[spoiler]Charing crustacean and King's crustacean.[/spoiler]

[quote=Flatlander;160499]I thought I'd already posted this but apparently not.


Name 2 different crustaceans.

[spoiler]Charing crustacean and King's crustacean.[/spoiler][/quote]

And a third from near where I live: [spoiler]Gerrards crustacean[/spoiler], though it isn't as well known.

[QUOTE=Flatlander;160499]Name 2 different crustaceans.[/QUOTE]

[url=http://www.worldsfamousphotos.com/tiananmen-square-1989.html]This guy[/url] nearly was one.

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

[quote=rogue;161290]A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here![/quote]
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