[QUOTE=10metreh;150087]How many sexists are there on this forum?[/QUOTE]This is a joke thread, to blow off steam and have fun. Jokes frequently deal with stereotypes and differences between people. Get over it.

[QUOTE=10metreh;150087]How many sexists are there on this forum?[/QUOTE]Six.

That was too easy. Can we have a harder riddle next time please?

Paul

[quote=xilman;150100]Six.
Paul[/quote]
Yeah, but the females don't count.

[QUOTE=Flatlander;150111]Yeah, but the females don't count.[/QUOTE]So you mean then that they only ever make estimates?

[QUOTE=retina;150112]So you mean then that they only ever make estimates?[/QUOTE]:jokedrum:

It wasn't a riddle, it was a genuine question. Just because you are a man doesn't mean you have to make rude jokes about women. Just because you are white ddoesn't mean you have to make rude jokes about black people.

P.S. I am not a sexist, but I am not female either.

[quote=Flatlander;150111]Yeah, but the females don't count.[/quote]

It was a joke. (Women have a sense of humour too.)
[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony[/URL]

btw, I'm a blue hermaphrodite and so's my wife.

Flatlander is a hermaphrodite.
No humans are hermaphrodites.
Therefore, Flatlander is not human.

(I thought Flatlanders weren't human anyway...)

[quote=10metreh;150514]P.S. I am not a sexist, but I am not female either.[/quote]
That's a good one, too!
:jokedrum:

A man in bed with someone else's wife hurriedly slips out of an apartment when the husband unexpectedly arrives. Not having had time to grab his clothes, he finds himself surrounded by marathon runners and he begins running alongside. One runner strikes up a conversation:

"I notice you are not wearing clothing."

"Yes, this helps me stay cool and I can move more easily; I think it helps my time."

"But why are you wearing a condom?"

"I heard it might rain."

Q: What is vegan but not vegetarian?

A: An alien from the Vega star system.