hmm..
Tactical Velcro Opening Secret-Special Forces
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[QUOTE=firejuggler;409187]hmm..
Tactical Velcro Opening Secret-Special Forces[/quote]

Hmmm, indeed. So a sudden loud scream is less give-oneself-awayish than that of ripping velcro? Interesting (in a 'things that make you go 'hmmmmm'-thread manner) ... but "let's hope the enemy thinks so, too" issues aside -- more pertinently to me, might said sekrit technique be useful in modern runnings of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper_Class_Twit_of_the_Year]this race[/url]? Perhaps one could score bonus points in the 'waking the neighbours' competition while screaming the bra off one's designated debutante?

[url=www.theonion.com/article/single-unemployed-mother-leeching-government-51176]Single, Unemployed Mother Leeching Off Government[/url] - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

And what's worse, she's a gol-durn shucks-darned [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birth_tourism]birth tourist[/url], to boot. Hope you' enjoy those anchor babies, lady!

[And [url=http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/23/us/giant-panda-gives-birth-at-national-zoo-in-washington.html]here is a link[/url] to the non-parodic panda birth story.]

[QUOTE=ewmayer;409304][url=www.theonion.com/article/single-unemployed-mother-leeching-government-51176]Single, Unemployed Mother Leeching Off Government[/url] - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Thanks to this link and the fact that Mei Xiang didn't even know the father of her children, I've seen my first pics ever of panda mating...
[URL="https://plus.google.com/photos/107538422087563173796/albums/5865604060116833633?banner=pwa"]https://plus.google.com/photos/107538422087563173796/albums/5865604060116833633?banner=pwa[/URL]
Pure curiosity...

Sexy poses, pinups, stallions, but still not the best pron page of the net, btw :smile:

You Can Make It
 

Consider the [URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3226129/Teenager-gave-boxing-acting-internet-star-parading-skimpy-satin-shorts-crop-ring-boy-Pot-Noodle-ad.html"]source[/URL] when reading the leering commentary. The one-minute ad is really funny, but is not functional, at least for me at the Daily Mail site. However, here it is on YT:
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I don't know if this really fits the 'funny' description, but it is one of the hits I got looking up [URL="http://www.barbadospocketguide.com/our-island-barbados/about-barbados/bim-or-bimshire.html"]Bimshire[/URL]. :smile:

Today's SMBC is pretty relevant to the forum

[url]http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3878[/url]

[QUOTE=Dubslow;411775]Today's SMBC is pretty relevant to the forum

[URL]http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3878[/URL][/QUOTE]

:rolleyes:

[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/22xowv/the_stereo_volume_in_the_tesla_model_s_goes_up_to/[/url]

My opinion of Elon Musk just went up by ... well, a lot.

[And Wikipedia [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Up_to_eleven]confirms[/url], along with lots of humorous backstory.]

I Just Fxxxxxg Shot Myself, The Musical
 

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Courtesy of one of my favorite online writers, xxdr zombiexx, [URL="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/09/27/1425309/-Guns-are-awesome-until-you-shoot-your-johnson"]in this post[/URL] :

[B]Guns are awesome, until you shoot your johnson.[/B]

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