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AES 2009-07-15 01:56

autonomous? Think it'll see people as biomass?
 
[URL="http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR"]http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/index.php/EATR[/URL]

BTW, The lady’s *shoes* look fine to me, formal or not.

99.94 2009-08-18 09:19

[url]http://www.smh.com.au/technology/security/hackers-break-into-police-computer-as-sting-backfires-20090818-eohc.html[/url]

99.94 2009-10-04 18:55

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8289313.stm[/url]

m_f_h 2009-10-23 18:09

Compliance with Japanese GMP Standard
 
[url]http://engrishfunny.com/2009/10/12/engrish-tightens-expert/[/url]

99.94 2009-11-01 07:25

There's always one... . (Wasn't sure if this shouldn't lodge in the Dumb Jokes Thread.)
[url]http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/national/6415165/wa-carjacker-cant-drive-a-manual/[/url]

rogue 2009-11-13 13:48

[URL="http://www.rr.com/news/topic/article/rr/8459870/9484601/Man_distracted_by_bird_drives_Bugatti_into_marsh"]Bugatti gets a car wash[/URL]

__HRB__ 2009-11-25 05:58

Holiday gift idea
 
[URL="http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Angry-Mob-Play-Set.html"]For the Lou Dobbs/Pat Buchanan fan in your life.[/URL]

Compatible with both the "Terrified Immigrant Family" and "Misidentified Sex Offender" playsets. Sold separately.

[SIZE="1"](Plagiarized from [URL="http://reason.com/blog/2009/11/25/reason-holiday-gift-ideas"]here[/URL])[/SIZE]

akruppa 2009-12-01 14:39

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLlDQ9UuK08[/url]

99.94 2010-01-18 19:25

Seriously??
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8458880.stm[/url]

davieddy 2010-01-19 02:35

[quote=99.94;202319]Seriously??
[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8458880.stm[/URL][/quote]

I blame the media.
"University Challenge" is famously the most
intellectual quiz on the gogglebox.
The questionmaster is (now) Jeremy Paxman(sic).

Having chaired a few pub quizzes myself, a modicum
of disinterest in the outcome does not go amiss.

Esteemed as he (rightly) is as a news presenter and interviewer,
he betrays his bias by making gratuitously cutting remarks when
an undergraduate gets an arts question wrong, and ludicrously
patronizing ones when someone gets a science question right.

Example:

"Work this out before you buzz" Paxman commands fatuously.
"What is the smallest number that can be expressed as the sum
of two cubes in two different ways?"
Predictably, someone buzzes instantly and says 1729.
"BLIMEY" says Paxman.

Touching as this anecdote as told by Hardy is, recalling
9[sup]3[/sup] and 12[sup]3[/sup] would hardly rate as one of Ramanujan's greatest achievements, even on his deathbed.

David

davieddy 2010-01-19 05:17

PAM Dirac
 
After a lecture in the US of A:
Moderator: "Would you answer some questions?"
Dirac: "Yes".
Punter: "I didn't understand that equation on the top right"
Dirac: Silence
Moderator: "Would you please answer the question"
Dirac: "It wasn't a question, it was a statement".


RDS and Paul please note.

David


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