Star Wars (SPOILERS!)
 

Okay, knowing that all of the nerds will avoid this thread, what shall we talk about?

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[QUOTE=Xyzzy;419742]Okay, knowing that all of the nerds will avoid this thread, what shall we talk about?

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Han Solo dies.

Luke speaks not a word.

Chewie has the hots for Rey.

Piccard is a better captain than the old Kirk.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419767]Piccard is a better captain than the old Kirk.[/QUOTE]
Not as good as Commander (Admiral) Adama.

My favorite part was when they nuked Jar-Jar Binks from orbit... It was the only way to be sure.

Han Solo shot first.

Call Princess Leia for a good time: 1.900.555.R2D2

Trump's mother was a hairless wookie.

When Chewie squeezed Jar Jars head between his hands causing it to explode.

When R2D2 starting speaking Chinese due to a faulty language circuit.

When C3PO stated that he was gay.

When Darth Vader admitted that he cancelled [I]Firefly[/I].

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Ennio Morricone is revealed as the the original writer of the screenplay that became Star Warps.