[QUOTE=science_man_88;419371]Q: where would you find natural wood ?

A: 1,2 and 5 times each amount.[/QUOTE]
Q: Assuming the proportional dosages for a placebo for a large child, a small woman, an a humongous man were respectively 1:2:5, and the medicine was distributed in a standardized lollipop sized lollipop, what amount would you distribute to this unusual nuclear family if you had eight lollipops?

A: [URL="http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101701/quotes?qt=qt0191645"]I should kill you for that alone.[/URL]

[QUOTE=only_human;419483]Q: Assuming the proportional dosages for a placebo for a large child, a small woman, an a humongous man were respectively 1:2:5, and the medicine was distributed in a standardized lollipop sized lollipop, what amount would you distribute to this unusual nuclear family if you had eight lollipops?

A: [URL="http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101701/quotes?qt=qt0191645"]I should kill you for that alone.[/URL][/QUOTE]
Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business!

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419563]Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business![/QUOTE]Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419575]Q: What did the heart doctor say to the neurosurgeon?

A: My mama said it would be like that.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079367/quotes?item=qt2147643"]Who knew that having a special purpose could be so much fun?[/URL]

A: Only in your dreams.

[QUOTE=only_human;419579]A: Only in your dreams.[/QUOTE]Q: Will finding a new Mersenne Prime make me famous?

A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you idiot.

[QUOTE]A: No, don't be stupid, only a madman would think that, you [fat, bloated] EediOt. [/QUOTE] fixed that for you.

Q: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ren_%26_Stimpy_Show"]Ren[/URL], do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy! :smile:

[QUOTE=kladner;419582]fixed that for you.

Q: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ren_%26_Stimpy_Show"]Ren[/URL], do you think I could win the Miss Universe pageant?

A: Happy happy happy! Joy joy joy! :smile:[/QUOTE]
Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.

[QUOTE=only_human;419596]Q: (shaking leash) Do you want to go for a walk?

A: It was in your pocket the whole time.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419613]Q: Why aren't you grateful to me for finding your lost wallet?

A: Considering that the premise of that question isn't true, it doesn't matter how I answer.[/QUOTE]Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419621]Q: So you -have- stopped beating your wife?

A: Birmingham small arms.[/QUOTE]
Q: What regional dysmorphism makes motorcycle riding difficult?

A: That's what she said.

[QUOTE=only_human;419623]A: That's what she said.[/QUOTE]Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.

[QUOTE=retina;419629]Q: Did she say "Take me big boy!"?

A: Yes ... erm, on second thought, no ... well maybe, you see it depends.[/QUOTE]
Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.

[QUOTE=only_human;419630]Q: Is there intelligent life on Earth?

A: Try it and see what happens.[/QUOTE]

Q: Can I tell my boss's boss that he is a fat bloated EediOt?

A: Go ask your mother.

[QUOTE=kladner;419631]Q: Can I tell my boss's boss that he is a fat bloated EediOt?

A: Go ask your mother.[/QUOTE]Q: Are you my father?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEjyBFncuQ"]Kristen Schaal is a horse[/URL].

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419632]Q: Are you my father?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnEjyBFncuQ"]Kristen Schaal is a horse[/URL].[/QUOTE]
Q: While considering a remake of Uncle Ben's Farmyard Courthouse for the BBC, besides learning that at least one comedian is an aerobic savant, what else did we learn?

A: To rule the galaxy together as father and son.

[QUOTE=only_human;419634]Q: While considering a remake of Uncle Ben's Farmyard Courthouse for the BBC, besides learning that at least one comedian is an aerobic savant, what else did we learn?

A: To rule the galaxy together as father and son.[/QUOTE]

Q: What do you want to do, Darth?

A: Catfish are found everywhere.

[QUOTE=kladner;419637]Q: What do you want to do, Darth?

A: Catfish are found everywhere.[/QUOTE]
Q: I seem to have been stung on my hand while cleaning the toilet. How could that have happened?

A: Because the neighbours are coming round for coffee.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419638]Q: I seem to have been stung on my hand while cleaning the toilet. How could that have happened?

A: Because the neighbours are coming round for coffee.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?
A: From an egg.

[QUOTE=LaurV;419642]Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?
A: From an egg.[/QUOTE]
Q: Where do many good recipes start?
[QUOTE]
[url]http://livingincinema.com/2012/12/16/lost-in-america-1985/[/url]
David: Oh, God. I guess this was my fault. That’s what I’m thinking. Maybe I just didn’t explain the nest egg well enough. If you had understood… you know, it’s a very sacred thing the nest egg, and if you’d understood the Nest Egg Principle, as we will now call it in the first of many lectures that you will have to get, because if we are to ever acquire another nest egg, we both have to understand what it means. The egg is a protector, like a god, and we sit under the nest egg… and we are protected by it. Without it? No protection! Want me to go on? It pours rain. Hey, the rain drops on the egg and falls off the side. Without the egg? Wet! It’s over. But you didn’t understand it and that’s why we’re where we are.

[url]http://youtu.be/EEGbL_DR_Ng[/url]
[YouTube]EEGbL_DR_Ng[/YouTube]
[/QUOTE]

A: You just put your lips together and... blow.

[QUOTE=only_human;419644]Q: Where do many good recipes start?

A: You just put your lips together and... blow.[/QUOTE]Q: How can I get air inside this brightly coloured rubber contraption?

A: Dingos got my baby.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419650]Q: How can I get air inside this brightly coloured rubber contraption?

A: Dingos got my baby.[/QUOTE]
Q: In what movie did we finally learn the limits of Meryl Streep's character voicing talents?

A: I'm just getting started.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419650]Q: How can I get air inside this brightly coloured rubber contraption?

A: Dingos got my baby.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why did you cut your Outback trek short?

A: Compensation varies.


[QUOTE]Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?Q: Why did you lock the doors and turned off the lights?[/QUOTE]

Heh heh! Good one! :tu:

[QUOTE=only_human;419655]Q: In what movie did we finally learn the limits of Meryl Streep's character voicing talents?

A: I'm just getting started.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=kladner;419656]Q: Why did you cut your Outback trek short?

A: Compensation varies.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why aren't you getting on with that claim form, and how much money do you think we'll get?

A: My bifocals might explain that.

:goodposting:

Q: Why do you keep missing your mouth with the fork?

A: Somewhere over the rainbow.

[QUOTE=kladner;419669]:goodposting:

Q: Why do you keep missing your mouth with the fork?

A: Somewhere over the rainbow.[/QUOTE]
Q: Where will we be if all the rainbow sensitivity training eventually works?

A: Some days are just that way.

[QUOTE=only_human;419670]Q: Where will we be if all the rainbow sensitivity training eventually works?

A: Some days are just that way.[/QUOTE]Q: Did you see that on the calendar Mom circled some numbers in red, why Dad?

A: Cause deep down, they are really nice people.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419687]Q: Did you see that on the calendar Mom circled some numbers in red, why Dad?

A: Cause deep down, they are really nice people.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why should we welcome more refugees?

A: I [B]Told[/B] you not to play with [B]That[/B] [B]Thing.[/B]

[QUOTE=kladner;419688]Q: Why should we welcome more refugees?

A: I [B]Told[/B] you not to play with [B]That[/B] [B]Thing.[/B][/QUOTE]
Q: I had to wash the bedsheets and now the knob on the washing machine has come off. What do I do?

A: You'd better say "sorry".

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419708]Q: I had to wash the bedsheets and now the knob on the washing machine has come off. What do I do?

A: You'd better say "sorry".[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bomb-agrabah-poll_56746d70e4b06fa6887d5612"]After ignorantly and blithely choosing to bomb Agrabah, what should we do to make it all better?[/URL]

A: Terrible! And at these prices!

[QUOTE=only_human;419710]Q: [URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bomb-agrabah-poll_56746d70e4b06fa6887d5612"]After ignorantly and blithely choosing to bomb Agrabah, what should we do to make it all better?[/URL]

A: Terrible! And at these prices![/QUOTE]

Q: Didn't that play bomb, or how was it really?

A: Oh frabjous day !

[QUOTE=davar55;419723]Q: Didn't that play bomb, or how was it really?

A: Oh frabjous day ![/QUOTE]
Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.

[QUOTE=only_human;419769]Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.[/QUOTE]Q; What was the cause of Miss Piggy's death?

A: It's not easy being green.

[QUOTE=only_human;419769]Q: What is it like with crowds trying to hop rides through the Chunnel?

A: Bacon flavored bacon bits; now with more bacon.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why do I never get Monty Python references?

A: British humour versus American humor.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419805]Q; What was the cause of Miss Piggy's death?

A: It's not easy being green.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why is envy unenviable?

A: Virtue.

[QUOTE=davar55;419806]A: British humour versus American humor.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;419807]A: Virtue.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419908]Q: Can you help me understand patience?

A: Sticking the landing.[/QUOTE]
Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419910]Q: What should rings, bars, a horse, and the floor, all lead up to?

A: A tautology.[/QUOTE]
Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.

[QUOTE=only_human;419915]Q: When Freud said "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar," I get what "sometimes" means, but what is the rest of it?

A: Because the thread is a linked list.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420005]Q: Why is it that we've we managed to get so far with this game without getting in a muddle with which answers apply to which questions?

A: A few forum members do but most don't.[/QUOTE]

Q: Do some members change thread titles at will?

A: That skunk should have died.

[QUOTE=kladner;420017]A: That skunk should have died.[/QUOTE]Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420036]Q: How can such a vile smell come from something that is not dead?

A: I've a lovely bunch of coconuts.[/QUOTE]

Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me!

[QUOTE=kladner;420039]Q: Who's got the rum?

A: It wuz comin' right fer me![/QUOTE]Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420048]Q: How every did you catch that 9 toed newt?

A: I told Jeff Bezos the same thing.[/QUOTE]
Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420086]Q: Don't you think it's worrying that even major high street chains are now succumbing to international online shopping?

A: Calm down, it's under control.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://hiphopdx.com/interviews/id.2825/title.martin-shkreli-plans-to-bail-out-bobby-shmurda"]Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?[/URL]

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.

[QUOTE=only_human;420111]Q: [URL="http://hiphopdx.com/interviews/id.2825/title.martin-shkreli-plans-to-bail-out-bobby-shmurda"]Isn't anyone concerned about Martin Shkreli's ambitions to boost rap music to the cultural acme of Shakespeare?[/URL]

A: That's the kind of help that hurts.[/QUOTE]
Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420240]Q: Hmm, I see you've had your hair cut, now why not let me help you choose a nice hat to wear?

A: <gasp of horror> I forgot! Is it too late?[/QUOTE]

Q: (Said to my boss): "OK, /this/ has happened [pointing to a very bad haircut]. Would it be taken the wrong way if I shaved my head?

A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.

[QUOTE=chalsall;420241]A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.[/QUOTE]Q: Will the chemo make my hair fall out?

A: Why yes dear you do have a big burro.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420261]A: Why yes dear you do have a big burro.[/QUOTE]
Q: Pepe can make enough tacos and burritos to feed the whole village.

A: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

[QUOTE=only_human;420268]A: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.[/QUOTE]Q: Hi, I'm Shirley, and I want to know if you are in a serious relationship with another girl, because if not can I call your phone number?

A: Don't you ever ask me that question again, you horrible despicable person you, that is disgusting!

[QUOTE=chalsall;420241]Q: (Said to my boss): "OK, /this/ has happened [pointing to a very bad haircut]. Would it be taken the wrong way if I shaved my head?

A. No, no problem. Shaved heads and/or very short hair are normal here.[/QUOTE]

Q: Did the chemo fail?

A: Good news? (answer an A with an A)

[QUOTE=retina;420269]A: Don't you ever ask me that question again, you horrible despicable person you, that is disgusting![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;420272]A: Good news? (answer an A with an A)[/QUOTE]
Q: Are you menstruating, right now?

A: Back off, man; I'm a scientist
[YOUTUBE]sEbSABWJiJc[/YOUTUBE]

[QUOTE=only_human;420279]...
A: Back off, man; I'm a scientist
[/QUOTE]

Q: What did the now grown geek say to the old bully?

A: Usually, between May and July.

[QUOTE=davar55;420286]Q: What did the now grown geek say to the old bully?

A: Usually, between May and July.[/QUOTE]
Q: When is the best time to date a girl named June?

A:Wake me up when September ends.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420289]A:Wake me up when September ends.[/QUOTE]
Q: When do you want a wake-up call prior to the election?

A: Actually the last ice age killed all the earthworms in North America.

[QUOTE=only_human;420290]A: Actually the last ice age killed all the earthworms in North America.[/QUOTE]
Q: What role did earthworms play in the development of an environment in California 5000 years ago in which individual bristlecone pines could take root and still be thriving to this day?

A: Catastrophe Theory

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420326]A: Catastrophe Theory[/QUOTE]
Q: Other than Chaos Theory, if bifurcations exist, where else might Fegenbaum's constants apply?

A: [CENTER]{
It is certain,
It is decidedly so,
Without a doubt,
Yes, definitely,
You may rely on it,
As I see it, yes,
Most likely,
Outlook good,
Yes,
Signs point to yes,
Reply hazy try again,
Ask again later,
Better not tell you now,
Cannot predict now,
Concentrate and ask again,
Don't count on it,
My reply is no,
My sources say no,
Outlook not so good,
Very doubtful
}[/CENTER]

[QUOTE=only_human;420333]Q: Other than Chaos Theory, if bifurcations exist, where else might Fegenbaum's constants apply?

A: [CENTER]{
It is certain,
It is decidedly so,
Without a doubt,
Yes, definitely,
You may rely on it,
As I see it, yes,
Most likely,
Outlook good,
Yes,
Signs point to yes,
Reply hazy try again,
Ask again later,
Better not tell you now,
Cannot predict now,
Concentrate and ask again,
Don't count on it,
My reply is no,
My sources say no,
Outlook not so good,
Very doubtful
}[/CENTER]
[/QUOTE]

Q: Do you really rely on that silly Super 8 Ball for guidance?

A: As the numbers of pirates have declined, global ocean temperatures have risen.

[QUOTE=kladner;420334]A: As the numbers of pirates have declined, global ocean temperatures have risen.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you show how long term trends may show correlation, without showing causation?

A: Ninjas! Obviously the correct answer!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420336]A: Ninjas! Obviously the correct answer![/QUOTE]
Q: The clue for 7-across is: "Jan Sin, confused, indicates disguised ancient Japanese assassins" and I've written "Ninjas", but is that correct?

A: No, that should read "checkmate".

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420373]Q: The clue for 7-across is: "Jan Sin, confused, indicates disguised ancient Japanese assassins" and I've written "Ninjas", but is that correct?

A: No, that should read "checkmate".[/QUOTE]

Q: Does this mean I can pay by cashman?

A: A truly capitalistic economic system.

[QUOTE=davar55;420383]A: A truly capitalistic economic system.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is "Heaven?"

A: Follow the yellow brick road.

[QUOTE=only_human;420384]Q: What is "Heaven?"

A: Follow the yellow brick road.[/QUOTE]Q: What do the directions from the Pearly Gates to the Great Mansion in the Sky[SUP][SIZE="1"]TM[/SIZE][/SUP] say?

A: But mother said it was OK!!!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420395]A: But mother said it was OK!!![/QUOTE]
Q: Did you think that affluenza was a valid reason to break probation?

A: That worm is intentionally there.

[QUOTE=only_human;420397]
A: That worm is intentionally there.[/QUOTE]

Q: Eeeewww! What is this caterpillar doing in my mezcal?

A: He is muy tranquilo.

[QUOTE=kladner;420400]Q: Eeeewww! What is this caterpillar doing in my mezcal?

A: He is muy tranquilo.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/339984"]But how does the cow feel about boozing up to make a tastier steak?[/URL]

A: Oh about two and a half pounds.

[QUOTE=only_human;420473]Q: [URL="http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/339984"]But how does the cow feel about boozing up to make a tastier steak?[/URL]

A: Oh about two and a half pounds.[/QUOTE]

Q: What might a stupid person say a kilogram is ?

A: 1 cord.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420474]A: 1 cord.[/QUOTE]
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: By the seashore.

[QUOTE=only_human;420475]A: By the seashore.[/QUOTE]Q: What did the dyslexic do at the shell shop?

A: Yeti.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420494]A: Yeti.[/QUOTE]
Q: What did the humorous restaurant server hear a customer, who had dropped in for a tea break, saying which caused them to put on a gorilla suit and present themselves so-adorned at the customer's table?

A: I think you'd better rephrase that question.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420513]Q: What did the humorous restaurant server hear a customer, who had dropped in for a tea break, saying which caused them to put on a gorilla suit and present themselves so-adorned at the customer's table?

A: I think you'd better rephrase that question.[/QUOTE]

Q:how much do you weigh ?

A: 2204 pounds

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420517]A: 2204 pounds[/QUOTE]Q: How much money would you like to have gotten paid for a year's work in 1800?

A: What sort of question is that ?!?

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420521]A: What sort of question is that ?!?[/QUOTE]
Q: What do politicians say when asked questions that they can't or won't answer?

A: Duct tape.

[QUOTE=only_human;420542]A: Duct tape.[/QUOTE]Q: To what do you attribute the longevity of your marriage?

A: That 'special movie' they showed us during elementary school.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420604]A: That 'special movie' they showed us during elementary school.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is [I]Sex, Lies and Videotape[/I], and no, this actually predates the Clinton Administration.

A: [URL="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/30/the-deadliest-day-of-the-year-is-almost-upon-us/"]Natural causes[/URL]

[QUOTE=only_human;420612]A: Natural causes[/QUOTE]Q: So what [I][U]will[/U][/I] this life insurance pay on?

A: 2016

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420726]A: 2016[/QUOTE]
Q: When will insurance companies start combining exclusion categories into a catchall category of [I]manmade acts of a war god[/I]?

A: Double indemnity

[QUOTE=only_human;420727]Q: When will insurance companies start combining exclusion categories into a catchall category of [I]manmade acts of a war god[/I]?

A: Double indemnity[/QUOTE]

Q:what would the opposite of double jeopardy be ?

A: I'm doing a frontside 1.570796...... now isn't that rad.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420728]A: I'm doing a frontside 1.570796...... now isn't that rad.[/QUOTE]
Q: What do you get when you glue a calculator to a hoverboard, do a half rotation and staple yourself to a chicken?

A: Afluenza

[QUOTE=only_human;420738]A: Afluenza[/QUOTE]Q: What is the most common medical compliant of the twitterati?

A: Ceres was first!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420742]A: Ceres was first![/QUOTE]
Q: If the Little World Series were only played sequentially on dwarf planets in order of their discovery regardless of their initial nomenclature status and visits to these valuable commemorative event locations garnered tremendous bragging rights by our illustrious descendants, which location would get primary priority?

A: Yes

[QUOTE=only_human;420766]A: Yes[/QUOTE]
Q: Is the answer which you're about to give a bit of a blank cheque?

A: I can't remember.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420824]A: I can't remember.[/QUOTE]
Q: Did you consider yourself a genius before your football career?

A: That's the way it's supposed to work.

[QUOTE=only_human;420827]A: That's the way it's supposed to work.[/QUOTE]Q: You mean to tell me that cigarettes are responsible for the death of many of their users? What sort of product does that?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRtNMFfF-g"]Unforgettable[/URL]

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420854]Q: You mean to tell me that cigarettes are responsible for the death of many of their users? What sort of product does that?

A: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uRtNMFfF-g"]Unforgettable[/URL][/QUOTE]

Q: The quality of being what ameliorates the sadness of death?

A: To be or not to be...

[QUOTE=davar55;420873]A: To be or not to be...[/QUOTE]
Q: Which title would the mods have given this thread if they had been witty enough to think of it?

A: davar55 would be good at that.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420887]A: davar55 would be good at that.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you turn this cheese into aromatic sulpher compounds?

A: No! This exception proves that rule.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;420894]A: No! This exception proves that rule.[/QUOTE]
Q: Doesn't the failure of trickle down economics to sustain a vigorous middle class prove that benefits granted to the prosperous remain primarily localized to the situations where they are directly applied and that as a rule prosperity dispersion does not hold for all cases and is therefore not a rule at all?

A: Terrible! And at these prices!

[QUOTE=only_human;420914]Q: Doesn't the failure of trickle down economics to sustain a vigorous middle class prove that benefits granted to the prosperous remain primarily localized to the situations where they are directly applied and that as a rule prosperity dispersion does not hold for all cases and is therefore not a rule at all?

A: Terrible! And at these prices![/QUOTE]

Q: How does free health care strike you as an ideal?

A: By getting your money's worth.

[QUOTE=davar55;420930]A: By getting your money's worth.[/QUOTE]
Q: If money is a collective dream that turns into a horror movie, how would you justify paying for the 3D version and startling your dates by grabbing their ankles when the music turns strident and the zombies come out?

A: That's what she said.

[QUOTE=only_human;420937]Q: If money is a collective dream that turns into a horror movie, how would you justify paying for the 3D version and startling your dates by grabbing their ankles when the music turns strident and the zombies come out?

A: That's what she said.[/QUOTE]

Q: My Titans are running just a little too warm.

A: An unctuous emulsion.

[QUOTE=NBtarheel_33;420958]A: An unctuous emulsion.[/QUOTE]
Q: How do used car salesmen keep their hands moist?

A: That's why they pay us the big bucks.

[QUOTE=only_human;420967]A: That's why they pay us the big bucks.[/QUOTE]
Q: What was one doe's reply to the other doe when she said "You and I have stronger backs than all the other does" ?

A: Doh, a deer.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;420980]

A: Doh, a deer.[/QUOTE]

Q:what are all the animals in family Cervidae .

A: Hey, you glueball !

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420982]Hey, you glueball ![/QUOTE]
Q: How do quarks greet each other?

A: As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road.

[QUOTE=only_human;420983]Q: How do quarks greet each other?

A: As a matter of fact I do own the whole damn road.[/QUOTE]

Q: what did the crazy driver say in their driveway ?

A: Macdubhsithe

[QUOTE=science_man_88;420984]A: Macdubhsithe[/QUOTE]
Q: In a prehistoric hypothetical elven nudist colony, what would a male chromosome resemble after the genes were taken off?

A: Lay on. MacDuff.

[QUOTE=only_human;420985]Q: In a prehistoric hypothetical elven nudist colony, what would a male chromosome resemble after the genes were taken off?

A: Lay on. MacDuff.[/QUOTE]

Q:What command did Macbeth say to the Siol alpin.

A: Macbeth never met him.