What is the question?
 

A question and an answer, but you answered the next person's question.

Q: .....
A: A terrible Thanksgiving

Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show 7:02
[url]http://youtu.be/lRTtLvKAKgk[/url]
[YouTube]lRTtLvKAKgk[/YouTube]

Q: What do you get when you send a turkey to Washington?
A: Sixty seconds

[QUOTE=only_human;417592]Q: What do you get when you send a turkey to Washington?
A: Sixty seconds[/QUOTE]

Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...

[QUOTE=science_man_88;417593]Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...[/QUOTE]
Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;417593]Q: an arc minute converts to this in arc units?
A:3.14159 2653589 79323846264 338327 95028841 97169399 ...[/QUOTE]

Q: What is one approximation to the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter?
A: Cherry pie.

[QUOTE=only_human;417595]Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.[/QUOTE]

Q: What was a first attempt to boil rice?
A: A big pick-em-up.

[QUOTE=only_human;417595]Q: What did you learn when you dropped a bunchillion needles.
A: A hot mess.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;417596]Q: What is one approximation to the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter?
A: Cherry pie.[/QUOTE]
Q: what do you get when you mix this thread with an oven ?
A: 450 gallons per hour.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;417598]Q: what do you get when you mix this thread with an oven ?
A: 450 gallons per hour.[/QUOTE]

Q: What is a lot of water under a bridge?
A: A questionable question.

[QUOTE=davar55;417600]Q: What is a lot of water under a bridge?
A: A questionable question.[/QUOTE]
Q: What does "fugly" mean after seven beers?
A: 1000 Clowns

[QUOTE=only_human;417602]Q: What does "fugly" mean after seven beers?
A: 1000 Clowns[/QUOTE]

Q: How many fit in a bus?
A: Just another game show.

One of my favorite Carnac lines:

A: Siss-boom-bah

Q. What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?

Edit:

I misremembered that. You can find a list of Carnac quotes [URL="http://www.nightscribe.com/politics/carnacquotes.htm"]here[/URL].

[QUOTE=davar55;417603]Q: How many fit in a bus?
A: Just another game show.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is "Modern Bow and Quiver"?

A: 42 pigs and 19 sheep.

[QUOTE=rogue;417614]One of my favorite Carnac lines:
A: Siss-boom-bah
Q. What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?
[/QUOTE]

Oldies but goodies.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;417619]Q: What is "Modern Bow and Quiver"?
A: 42 pigs and 19 sheep.[/QUOTE]

Q: What are 61 farm animals (unhumorously described).

A: The point of this type of game is to make jokes.

[QUOTE=davar55;417632]Q: [strike]What are 61 farm animals (unhumorously described).[/strike][B]What is Dancing with the Stars?[/B]

A: The point of this type of game is to make jokes.[/QUOTE]
Q: What might an entity practicing for an upcoming Turing Test think is the sole point of this game?

A: 42

[QUOTE=only_human;417645]Q: What might an entity practicing for an upcoming Turing Test think is the sole point of this game?
A: 42[/QUOTE]

Q: What is 41+1+0?

A: The Reverse Turing Test!!!!!

[QUOTE=davar55;417647]Q: What is 41+1+0?

A: The Reverse Turing Test!!!!![/QUOTE]
Q: Where might a reverse CAPTCHA be used?

A: Just two; but first you have to get them into a light bulb.

[QUOTE=only_human;417658]Q: Where might a reverse CAPTCHA be used?

A: Just two; but first you have to get them into a light bulb.[/QUOTE]
Q: How many philosophers in a group does it take to make them shine?

A: That depends on which day of the week it is.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;417660]Q: How many philosophers in a group does it take to make them shine?

A: That depends on which day of the week it is.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is the meaning of the word "mass"

A: Two bits

[QUOTE=only_human;417661]Q: What is the meaning of the word "mass"

A: Two bits[/QUOTE]

Q. What is the actual information content of your :two cents: ?

A. Oi! If you ask me one more time I'll stick my shoe so far up your rear end it keeps your hands warm!

[QUOTE=Dubslow;417664]Q. What is the actual information content of your :two cents: ?

A. Oi! If you ask me one more time I'll stick my shoe so far up your rear end it keeps your hands warm![/QUOTE]
Q: Who's on first?

A: Just add water.

[QUOTE=only_human;417666]Q: Who's on first?

A: Just add water.[/QUOTE]Q: Why doesn't my sodium catch fire?
A; Cock Robin

[QUOTE=only_human;417666]Q: Who's on first?
A: Just add water.[/QUOTE]

Q: How do you make H[sub]2[/sub]O starting with no ingredients?

A: Because he was wearing his seat belt.

[QUOTE=xilman;417667]Q: Why doesn't my sodium catch fire?
A; Cock Robin[/QUOTE]
Q: For whom did the bell toll?

[QUOTE=davar55;417668]Q: How do you make H[sub]2[/sub]O starting with no ingredients?

A: Because he was wearing his seat belt.[/QUOTE]
Q: Upon being arrested, why did Willy insist he was not naked?

A: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Men_in_a_Boat"]To say nothing of the dog.[/URL]

[QUOTE=only_human;417673]...
Q: Upon being arrested, why did Willy insist he was not naked?
A: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Men_in_a_Boat"]To say nothing of the dog.[/URL][/QUOTE]

Q: What did the cat tell the bird?
A: Game show in which one has to answer in the form of a question.

[QUOTE=davar55;417687]Q: What did the cat tell the bird?
A: Game show in which one has to answer in the form of a question.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB74sIE51mk"]What is Aleve[/URL]?

A: The native people.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;417689]Q: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB74sIE51mk"]What is Aleve[/URL]?
A: The native people.[/QUOTE]

Q: If there were a question whose answer was "The native people",
what would the answer to that question be?

A: Because I'm tired.

[QUOTE=davar55;417693]Q: If there were a question whose answer was "The native people",
what would the answer to that question be?

A: Because I'm tired.[/QUOTE]
Q: What reason did the man that had gotten run over by the lorry give for laying in the road?

A: The dangly bits.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;417698]Q: What reason did the man that had gotten run over by the lorry give for laying in the road?

A: The dangly bits.[/QUOTE]
Q. What does Tempest shielding hide?

A. Your mother.

[QUOTE=only_human;417701]Q. What does Tempest shielding hide?

A. Your mother.[/QUOTE]

A. Five Easy Pieces

Q: Describe the University of Tennessee Women's Basketball Team.

[QUOTE=R.D. Silverman;417704]A. Five Easy Pieces

Q: Describe the University of Tennessee Women's Basketball Team.[/QUOTE]

You are supposed to give the question that the previous poster gave the answer to, ala Carnak.

[QUOTE=R.D. Silverman;417704]A. Five Easy Pieces[/QUOTE]
Q. In what movie did Jack Nicholson try to get an a order of toast?

A. A cracker.

[QUOTE=only_human;417714]Q. In what movie did Jack Nicholson try to get an a order of toast?
A. A cracker.[/QUOTE]

Q: What was Polly pro'lly eating?

A: Two crackers.

[QUOTE=davar55;417746]Q: What was Polly pro'lly eating?

A: Two crackers.[/QUOTE]
Q: Can you describe the 2008 Republican ticket in 2 words, without using their names?

A: Henweigh

Q. What would be a standardized metric unit of poultry under the acceleration of one gravity?

A. mixed emotions.

[QUOTE=only_human;417907]Q. What would be a standardized metric unit of poultry under the acceleration of one gravity?

A. mixed emotions.[/QUOTE]
Q. What would be the correct medical diagnosis when confronted with a patient who is suffering from facial muscle fatigue?

A. No-one knows yet, but the human race is expected to find out within the next fifty years.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418153]Q. What would be the correct medical diagnosis when confronted with a patient who is suffering from facial muscle fatigue?

A. No-one knows yet, but the human race is expected to find out within the next fifty years.[/QUOTE]Q: When will all the oil run out.

A: Crystal balls.

Q: What's used to predict when a globular chandelier might become gravitationally unstable?

A: Magic eight ball.

[QUOTE=davar55;418187]Q: What's used to predict when a globular chandelier might become gravitationally unstable?

A: Magic eight ball.[/QUOTE]

Q: What do republicans and religious people use in place of brains?

A. Knee jerk hatred.

Q: What is something that extreme partisanship results in?

A: Unhappiness.

I think some people have failed to understand the idea of this thread.....
[QUOTE=only_human;417591]A question and an answer, [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]but you answered the next person's question.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Q: .....
A: A terrible Thanksgiving

Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show 7:02
[url]http://youtu.be/lRTtLvKAKgk[/url]
[YouTube]lRTtLvKAKgk[/YouTube][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;418207]Q: What is something that extreme partisanship results in?

A: Unhappiness.[/QUOTE]
Q: What happens when Un-san wins the lottery?

A: Banana skin slippers.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418291]I think some people have failed to understand the idea of this thread.....[/QUOTE]

I know that I have failed to understand the rules or aims of this thread. That is why I have been prudently silent. :smile:

[QUOTE=kladner;418295]I know that I have failed to understand the rules or aims of this thread. That is why I have been prudently silent. :smile:[/QUOTE]
If you know the game show Jeopardy, you are part way there, Watch the video, that is how it is done.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418296]If you know the game show Jeopardy, you are part way there, Watch the video, that is how it is done.[/QUOTE]
This is Al I know :smile: --
[YOUTUBE]BvUZijEuNDQ[/YOUTUBE]

"the uploader has not make this video available in your country"
:sad:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418292]Q: What happens when Un-san wins the lottery?

A: Banana skin slippers.[/QUOTE]
Q: What footwear would they wear for a real nutcracker suite?

A: The other white meat.

[QUOTE=only_human;418309]Q: What footwear would they wear for a real nutcracker suite?

A: The other white meat.[/QUOTE]
Q: When Betty White runs out of pulled pork, what does she put in her sandwich?

A: 3 bricks and a duck.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418316]Q: When Betty White runs out of pulled pork, what does she put in her sandwich?

A: 3 bricks and a duck.[/QUOTE]
Q. What props could you, as a junior school science teacher, take along to demonstrate the concept of buoyancy? In your answer allow for the possibility that you may need spares because some of the more boisterous children might get rid of anything throwable, but don't worry about the school windows or health and safety particularly.

A. Actually no, I prefer to put it on my head. (Ask a silly question...)

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418333]Q. What props could you, as a junior school science teacher, take along to demonstrate the concept of buoyancy? In your answer allow for the possibility that you may need spares because some of the more boisterous children might get rid of anything throwable, but don't worry about the school windows or health and safety particularly.

A. Actually no, I prefer to put it on my head. (Ask a silly question...)[/QUOTE]

Q: Would you put an ambidextrous glove on your right or left hand?

A: I wish I understood the game.

[QUOTE=kladner;418300]This is Al I know :smile: --
[YOUTUBE]BvUZijEuNDQ[/YOUTUBE][/QUOTE]

Album cover

[QUOTE=davar55;418339]Q: Would you put an ambidextrous glove on your right or left hand?

A: I wish I understood the game.[/QUOTE]Q: What did the American say when watching a cricket match?

A: No! You should never try that!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418355]Q: What did the American say when watching a cricket match?

A: No! You should never try that![/QUOTE]
Q: When asked if a dress makes your sweetheart look fat, should you try the truth?

A: Nobody's perfect.

[QUOTE=only_human;418393]Q: When asked if a dress makes your sweetheart look fat, should you try the truth?

A: Nobody's perfect.[/QUOTE]

Q: Are there any people who are the sum of their proper genealogical divisors ?

A: Yes, Mersenne.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;418394]Q: Are there any people who are the sum of their proper genealogical divisors ?

A: Yes, Mersenne.[/QUOTE]

Q: What did his mother say when he asked her whether 2^257-1 was prime?

A: No, Fermat !

[QUOTE=davar55;418441]Q: What did his mother say when he asked her whether 2^257-1 was prime?

A: No, Fermat ![/QUOTE]

Q: Is that for dad?

A: Only the first three times.

[QUOTE=wombatman;418452]Q: Is that for dad?

A: Only the first three times.[/QUOTE]Q: Did you cut off a finger when carving the turkey on Thanksgiving?

A: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fartlek"]Fartleks[/URL]

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418474]Q: Did you cut off a finger when carving the turkey on Thanksgiving?

A: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fartlek"]Fartleks[/URL][/QUOTE]
Q: What can I combine with [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour"]parkour[/URL] to get the best workout?

A: A monkey, a tuba and an innocent bystander.

[QUOTE=only_human;418475]Q: What can I combine with [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour"]parkour[/URL] to get the best workout?

A: A monkey, a tuba and an innocent bystander.[/QUOTE]Q: Can you name (only) 3 things that fit the following criteria, and have no 2 pair be the same: 2 mammals, 2 things that can make a horrid din, and 2 things that are stationary?

A: 497[TEX]1\over2[/TEX] feet of rope

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418476]Q: Can you name (only) 3 things that fit the following criteria, and have no 2 pair be the same: 2 mammals, 2 things that can make a horrid din, and 2 things that are stationary?

A: 497[TEX]1\over2[/TEX] feet of rope[/QUOTE]
Q. How much rope did you smoke?

A. That's what people always say in movies right before the monster Jumps Out!

[QUOTE=only_human;418477]Q. How much rope did you smoke?

A. That's what people always say in movies right before the monster Jumps Out![/QUOTE]Q: Do you think I have time to go to the toilet?

A: A few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator.

[QUOTE=retina;418478]

A: A few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator.[/QUOTE]

Q:what are three things that help in chucking things up ?

A: 1,2,and 5

[QUOTE=science_man_88;418479]Q:what are three things that help in chucking things up ?

A: 1,2,and 5[/QUOTE]

Q: What are the only three proper divisors of the number of fingers that determine the decimal number system?

A: 2, 3, 5, 7, but not 11

[QUOTE=davar55;418481]Q: What are the only three proper divisors of the number of fingers that determine the decimal number system?

A: 2, 3, 5, 7, but not 11[/QUOTE]
Q. Name some exponents of Mers... oh sorry, no, that's too easy. Name some numbers used as tram routes in Amsterdam including, and labelling, one that isn't.

A. Trams do, but buses don't.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418488]Q. Name some exponents of Mers... oh sorry, no, that's too easy. Name some numbers used as tram routes in Amsterdam including, and labelling, one that isn't.

A. Trams do, but buses don't.[/QUOTE]

Q: What forms of transportation take part in some traditional weddings before "I do" ?

A: Hugs and kisses.

[QUOTE=davar55;418538]Q: What forms of transportation take part in some traditional weddings before "I do" ?

A: Hugs and kisses.[/QUOTE]

Q: Can you anagram: "Kids sun gashes?"

A: Spork.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418571]Q: Can you anagram: "Kids sun gashes?"

A: Spork.[/QUOTE]
Q: In all the great Kung Fu movie battles choreographed with fantastic scenes using improvised weapons, what implement has not yet been tried?

A: Only when I laugh.

[QUOTE=only_human;418604]Q: In all the great Kung Fu movie battles choreographed with fantastic scenes using improvised weapons, what implement has not yet been tried?

A: Only when I laugh.[/QUOTE]

Q: When do you know that the clown has left the stage?

A: Hamlet's soliloquy.

[QUOTE=davar55;418609]Q: When do you know that the clown has left the stage?

A: Hamlet's soliloquy.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is [SIZE="1"][SUB]oink[/SUB][/SIZE]?

A: The sound of running water.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418667]Q: What is [SIZE="1"][SUB]oink[/SUB][/SIZE]?

A: The sound of running water.[/QUOTE]
Q: What do you get if you put a sleeping person's hand into a bowl of warm water?

A: Rosebud

[QUOTE=only_human;418697]Q: What do you get if you put a sleeping person's hand into a bowl of warm water?

A: Rosebud[/QUOTE]Q: What is the name of the special pink coloured beer for Valentines Day?

A: German cockroach.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418785]Q: What is the name of the special pink coloured beer for Valentines Day?

A: German cockroach.[/QUOTE]
Q: In what form form of free-range protein may an urban dweller specialize?

A: Not even with a ten foot pole.

[QUOTE=only_human;418801]Q: In what form form of free-range protein may an urban dweller specialize?

A: Not even with a ten foot pole.[/QUOTE]Q: If the basketball rim was moved up to 5m, could any European do a standing dunk?

A: Relative humidity.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418862]Q: If the basketball rim was moved up to 5m, could any European do a standing dunk?

A: Relative humidity.[/QUOTE]

Q. Why bad hair days?

A. Male models.

[QUOTE=Dubslow;418864]Q. Why bad hair days?

A. Male models.[/QUOTE]
Q: What are Derek Zoolander and his colleagues?

A: [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/trivia?item=tr0781030"]Only on floor models.[/URL]

[url]http://youtu.be/5_qI9fu8sZQ[/url]
[YouTube]5_qI9fu8sZQ[/YouTube]

[QUOTE=only_human;418877]Q: What are Derek Zoolander and his colleagues?

A: [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/trivia?item=tr0781030"]Only on floor models.[/URL]

[URL]http://youtu.be/5_qI9fu8sZQ[/URL][/QUOTE]
Q: Is it necessary for Derek Zoolander and his ilk to wear clothes which match the carpet?

A: If you can handle the embarrassment, then it's fine by me.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418926]Q: Is it necessary for Derek Zoolander and his ilk to wear clothes which match the carpet?

A: If you can handle the embarrassment, then it's fine by me.[/QUOTE]
Q: When dunking donuts, is it ok to treat a coffee cup like a donut and a donut like a coffee cup?

A: Because they are full of hot air.

[QUOTE=only_human;418939]Q: When dunking donuts, is it ok to treat a coffee cup like a donut and a donut like a coffee cup?

A: Because they are full of hot air.[/QUOTE]

Q: How are heated atmospheric Klein bottles and some politicians alike?

A: That's why everyone likes donuts.

[QUOTE=davar55;418945]A: That's why everyone likes donuts.[/QUOTE]Q: Isn't calamari a little chewy?

A: June the 23, 1753

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418999]Q: Isn't calamari a little chewy?

A: June the 23, 1753[/QUOTE]

Q: what are a year and day in a month that add up to 1776 with the month attached ?


A: 42.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;419001]Q: what are a year and day in a month that add up to 1776 with the month attached ?


A: 42.[/QUOTE]
Q: If one played John Conway's game [I]Life[/I] on a planet sized 6 x 7 tiled grid using superintelligent mice (I'm talking about you Algernon), what is the total number of tiles?

A: Turd Ferguson
[YouTube]iXBPa9UbWSM[/YouTube]

[QUOTE=only_human;419002]A: Turd Ferguson[/QUOTE]Q: What comes after 1[SUP]st[/SUP] and 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Ferguson?

A: Bilirubin Baggins

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419003]Q: What comes after 1[SUP]st[/SUP] and 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Ferguson?

A: Bilirubin Baggins[/QUOTE]
Q. What was the name of the hobbit that stole fire from the gods to bring to the people of the Middle Earth but as punishment was chained to a rock while vulture capitalists eternally ate his liver?

A: No, it is the crystallized crap of the curious chap who crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.

[QUOTE=only_human;419013]Q. What was the name of the hobbit that stole fire from the gods to bring to the people of the Middle Earth but as punishment was chained to a rock while vulture capitalists eternally ate his liver?

A: No, it is the crystallized crap of the curious chap who crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.[/QUOTE]Q: Are those the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo"]clean copper clappers[/URL] kept in the closet copped by Cleveland’s Claude Cooper?

A: Strawberry alarm clock.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419021]Q: Are those the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo"]clean copper clappers[/URL] kept in the closet copped by Cleveland’s Claude Cooper?

A: Strawberry alarm clock.[/QUOTE]
Q: What should you purchase to wake you up on time if you feel like spraying the passionate night's aerosol cream at it to shut it up and be able to snooze a bit longer?

A: You can do it that way, but it's more fun just to lick it off.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419080]Q: What should you purchase to wake you up on time if you feel like spraying the passionate night's aerosol cream at it to shut it up and be able to snooze a bit longer?

A: You can do it that way, but it's more fun just to lick it off.[/QUOTE]

Q: Can you shave with whipped cream?

A: Ice cream is delicious.

[QUOTE=davar55;419091]Q: Can you shave with whipped cream?

A: Ice cream is delicious.[/QUOTE]
Q: What promising results occurred in our experimental bacon flavored product taste tests?

A: It's only money.

[QUOTE=only_human;419097]Q: What promising results occurred in our experimental bacon flavored product taste tests?

A: It's only money.[/QUOTE]
Q: What's that green-and-white wallpaper with the intricate designs that Donald Trump has in all his houses?

A: No problem, just find some strong glue.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419141]Q: What's that green-and-white wallpaper with the intricate designs that Donald Trump has in all his houses?

A: No problem, just find some strong glue.[/QUOTE]

Q: How is a proof attached to its conjecture?

A: Logic.

[QUOTE=davar55;419155]Q: How is a proof attached to its conjecture?

A: Logic.[/QUOTE]
Q: What would aliens consider reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity?

A: Doesn't everybody?

[QUOTE=only_human;419189]Q: What would aliens consider reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity?

A: Doesn't everybody?[/QUOTE]Q: Ever answer a question with a question?

A: A slice of prosciutto and a spoonful of peanut butter.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419190]Q: Ever answer a question with a question?

A: A slice of prosciutto and a spoonful of peanut butter.[/QUOTE]
Q: What thermal paste smells as good as it tastes?

A: That remains as an exercise for the student.

[QUOTE=only_human;419191]Q: What thermal paste smells as good as it tastes?

A: That remains as an exercise for the student.[/QUOTE]Q: Coach Johnson, do we have to do the rope climb too?

A: Tropical depression.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419277]Q: Coach Johnson, do we have to do the rope climb too?

A: Tropical depression.[/QUOTE]

Q: what hits some Canadians in the middle of winter

A: 2 million dollars.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;419278]Q: what hits some Canadians in the middle of winter

A: 2 million dollars.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is the largest amount that can be paid with one million ordinary Canadian coins?

A: You never know what you're gonna get.

[QUOTE=only_human;419280]Q: What is the largest amount that can be paid with one million ordinary Canadian coins?

A: You never know what you're gonna get.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why is life like a box of chocolates?

A: In a forest.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419367]Q: Why is life like a box of chocolates?

A: In a forest.[/QUOTE]

Q: where would you find natural wood ?

A: 1,2 and 5 times each amount.