[QUOTE=Brian-E;419141]Q: What's that green-and-white wallpaper with the intricate designs that Donald Trump has in all his houses?

A: No problem, just find some strong glue.[/QUOTE]

Q: How is a proof attached to its conjecture?

A: Logic.

[QUOTE=davar55;419155]Q: How is a proof attached to its conjecture?

A: Logic.[/QUOTE]
Q: What would aliens consider reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity?

A: Doesn't everybody?

[QUOTE=only_human;419189]Q: What would aliens consider reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity?

A: Doesn't everybody?[/QUOTE]Q: Ever answer a question with a question?

A: A slice of prosciutto and a spoonful of peanut butter.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419190]Q: Ever answer a question with a question?

A: A slice of prosciutto and a spoonful of peanut butter.[/QUOTE]
Q: What thermal paste smells as good as it tastes?

A: That remains as an exercise for the student.

[QUOTE=only_human;419191]Q: What thermal paste smells as good as it tastes?

A: That remains as an exercise for the student.[/QUOTE]Q: Coach Johnson, do we have to do the rope climb too?

A: Tropical depression.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419277]Q: Coach Johnson, do we have to do the rope climb too?

A: Tropical depression.[/QUOTE]

Q: what hits some Canadians in the middle of winter

A: 2 million dollars.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;419278]Q: what hits some Canadians in the middle of winter

A: 2 million dollars.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is the largest amount that can be paid with one million ordinary Canadian coins?

A: You never know what you're gonna get.

[QUOTE=only_human;419280]Q: What is the largest amount that can be paid with one million ordinary Canadian coins?

A: You never know what you're gonna get.[/QUOTE]
Q: Why is life like a box of chocolates?

A: In a forest.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419367]Q: Why is life like a box of chocolates?

A: In a forest.[/QUOTE]

Q: where would you find natural wood ?

A: 1,2 and 5 times each amount.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;419371]Q: where would you find natural wood ?

A: 1,2 and 5 times each amount.[/QUOTE]
Q: Assuming the proportional dosages for a placebo for a large child, a small woman, an a humongous man were respectively 1:2:5, and the medicine was distributed in a standardized lollipop sized lollipop, what amount would you distribute to this unusual nuclear family if you had eight lollipops?

A: [URL="http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101701/quotes?qt=qt0191645"]I should kill you for that alone.[/URL]

[QUOTE=only_human;419483]Q: Assuming the proportional dosages for a placebo for a large child, a small woman, an a humongous man were respectively 1:2:5, and the medicine was distributed in a standardized lollipop sized lollipop, what amount would you distribute to this unusual nuclear family if you had eight lollipops?

A: [URL="http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0101701/quotes?qt=qt0191645"]I should kill you for that alone.[/URL][/QUOTE]
Q: What are you doing in the Lounge? I recommended you to be Soap Box moderator.

A: Mind your own business!