[QUOTE=only_human;418939]Q: When dunking donuts, is it ok to treat a coffee cup like a donut and a donut like a coffee cup?

A: Because they are full of hot air.[/QUOTE]

Q: How are heated atmospheric Klein bottles and some politicians alike?

A: That's why everyone likes donuts.

[QUOTE=davar55;418945]A: That's why everyone likes donuts.[/QUOTE]Q: Isn't calamari a little chewy?

A: June the 23, 1753

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418999]Q: Isn't calamari a little chewy?

A: June the 23, 1753[/QUOTE]

Q: what are a year and day in a month that add up to 1776 with the month attached ?


A: 42.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;419001]Q: what are a year and day in a month that add up to 1776 with the month attached ?


A: 42.[/QUOTE]
Q: If one played John Conway's game [I]Life[/I] on a planet sized 6 x 7 tiled grid using superintelligent mice (I'm talking about you Algernon), what is the total number of tiles?

A: Turd Ferguson
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[QUOTE=only_human;419002]A: Turd Ferguson[/QUOTE]Q: What comes after 1[SUP]st[/SUP] and 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Ferguson?

A: Bilirubin Baggins

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419003]Q: What comes after 1[SUP]st[/SUP] and 2[SUP]nd[/SUP] Ferguson?

A: Bilirubin Baggins[/QUOTE]
Q. What was the name of the hobbit that stole fire from the gods to bring to the people of the Middle Earth but as punishment was chained to a rock while vulture capitalists eternally ate his liver?

A: No, it is the crystallized crap of the curious chap who crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.

[QUOTE=only_human;419013]Q. What was the name of the hobbit that stole fire from the gods to bring to the people of the Middle Earth but as punishment was chained to a rock while vulture capitalists eternally ate his liver?

A: No, it is the crystallized crap of the curious chap who crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out again.[/QUOTE]Q: Are those the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo"]clean copper clappers[/URL] kept in the closet copped by Cleveland’s Claude Cooper?

A: Strawberry alarm clock.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;419021]Q: Are those the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjquGpmgwOo"]clean copper clappers[/URL] kept in the closet copped by Cleveland’s Claude Cooper?

A: Strawberry alarm clock.[/QUOTE]
Q: What should you purchase to wake you up on time if you feel like spraying the passionate night's aerosol cream at it to shut it up and be able to snooze a bit longer?

A: You can do it that way, but it's more fun just to lick it off.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;419080]Q: What should you purchase to wake you up on time if you feel like spraying the passionate night's aerosol cream at it to shut it up and be able to snooze a bit longer?

A: You can do it that way, but it's more fun just to lick it off.[/QUOTE]

Q: Can you shave with whipped cream?

A: Ice cream is delicious.

[QUOTE=davar55;419091]Q: Can you shave with whipped cream?

A: Ice cream is delicious.[/QUOTE]
Q: What promising results occurred in our experimental bacon flavored product taste tests?

A: It's only money.

[QUOTE=only_human;419097]Q: What promising results occurred in our experimental bacon flavored product taste tests?

A: It's only money.[/QUOTE]
Q: What's that green-and-white wallpaper with the intricate designs that Donald Trump has in all his houses?

A: No problem, just find some strong glue.