[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418571]Q: Can you anagram: "Kids sun gashes?"

A: Spork.[/QUOTE]
Q: In all the great Kung Fu movie battles choreographed with fantastic scenes using improvised weapons, what implement has not yet been tried?

A: Only when I laugh.

[QUOTE=only_human;418604]Q: In all the great Kung Fu movie battles choreographed with fantastic scenes using improvised weapons, what implement has not yet been tried?

A: Only when I laugh.[/QUOTE]

Q: When do you know that the clown has left the stage?

A: Hamlet's soliloquy.

[QUOTE=davar55;418609]Q: When do you know that the clown has left the stage?

A: Hamlet's soliloquy.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is [SIZE="1"][SUB]oink[/SUB][/SIZE]?

A: The sound of running water.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418667]Q: What is [SIZE="1"][SUB]oink[/SUB][/SIZE]?

A: The sound of running water.[/QUOTE]
Q: What do you get if you put a sleeping person's hand into a bowl of warm water?

A: Rosebud

[QUOTE=only_human;418697]Q: What do you get if you put a sleeping person's hand into a bowl of warm water?

A: Rosebud[/QUOTE]Q: What is the name of the special pink coloured beer for Valentines Day?

A: German cockroach.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418785]Q: What is the name of the special pink coloured beer for Valentines Day?

A: German cockroach.[/QUOTE]
Q: In what form form of free-range protein may an urban dweller specialize?

A: Not even with a ten foot pole.

[QUOTE=only_human;418801]Q: In what form form of free-range protein may an urban dweller specialize?

A: Not even with a ten foot pole.[/QUOTE]Q: If the basketball rim was moved up to 5m, could any European do a standing dunk?

A: Relative humidity.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418862]Q: If the basketball rim was moved up to 5m, could any European do a standing dunk?

A: Relative humidity.[/QUOTE]

Q. Why bad hair days?

A. Male models.

[QUOTE=Dubslow;418864]Q. Why bad hair days?

A. Male models.[/QUOTE]
Q: What are Derek Zoolander and his colleagues?

A: [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/trivia?item=tr0781030"]Only on floor models.[/URL]

[url]http://youtu.be/5_qI9fu8sZQ[/url]
[YouTube]5_qI9fu8sZQ[/YouTube]

[QUOTE=only_human;418877]Q: What are Derek Zoolander and his colleagues?

A: [URL="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/trivia?item=tr0781030"]Only on floor models.[/URL]

[URL]http://youtu.be/5_qI9fu8sZQ[/URL][/QUOTE]
Q: Is it necessary for Derek Zoolander and his ilk to wear clothes which match the carpet?

A: If you can handle the embarrassment, then it's fine by me.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418926]Q: Is it necessary for Derek Zoolander and his ilk to wear clothes which match the carpet?

A: If you can handle the embarrassment, then it's fine by me.[/QUOTE]
Q: When dunking donuts, is it ok to treat a coffee cup like a donut and a donut like a coffee cup?

A: Because they are full of hot air.