[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418296]If you know the game show Jeopardy, you are part way there, Watch the video, that is how it is done.[/QUOTE]
This is Al I know :smile: --
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[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418292]Q: What happens when Un-san wins the lottery?

A: Banana skin slippers.[/QUOTE]
Q: What footwear would they wear for a real nutcracker suite?

A: The other white meat.

[QUOTE=only_human;418309]Q: What footwear would they wear for a real nutcracker suite?

A: The other white meat.[/QUOTE]
Q: When Betty White runs out of pulled pork, what does she put in her sandwich?

A: 3 bricks and a duck.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418316]Q: When Betty White runs out of pulled pork, what does she put in her sandwich?

A: 3 bricks and a duck.[/QUOTE]
Q. What props could you, as a junior school science teacher, take along to demonstrate the concept of buoyancy? In your answer allow for the possibility that you may need spares because some of the more boisterous children might get rid of anything throwable, but don't worry about the school windows or health and safety particularly.

A. Actually no, I prefer to put it on my head. (Ask a silly question...)

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418333]Q. What props could you, as a junior school science teacher, take along to demonstrate the concept of buoyancy? In your answer allow for the possibility that you may need spares because some of the more boisterous children might get rid of anything throwable, but don't worry about the school windows or health and safety particularly.

A. Actually no, I prefer to put it on my head. (Ask a silly question...)[/QUOTE]

Q: Would you put an ambidextrous glove on your right or left hand?

A: I wish I understood the game.

[QUOTE=kladner;418300]This is Al I know :smile: --
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[QUOTE=davar55;418339]Q: Would you put an ambidextrous glove on your right or left hand?

A: I wish I understood the game.[/QUOTE]Q: What did the American say when watching a cricket match?

A: No! You should never try that!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418355]Q: What did the American say when watching a cricket match?

A: No! You should never try that![/QUOTE]
Q: When asked if a dress makes your sweetheart look fat, should you try the truth?

A: Nobody's perfect.

[QUOTE=only_human;418393]Q: When asked if a dress makes your sweetheart look fat, should you try the truth?

A: Nobody's perfect.[/QUOTE]

Q: Are there any people who are the sum of their proper genealogical divisors ?

A: Yes, Mersenne.

[QUOTE=science_man_88;418394]Q: Are there any people who are the sum of their proper genealogical divisors ?

A: Yes, Mersenne.[/QUOTE]

Q: What did his mother say when he asked her whether 2^257-1 was prime?

A: No, Fermat !