[QUOTE=davar55;417746]Q: What was Polly pro'lly eating?

A: Two crackers.[/QUOTE]
Q: Can you describe the 2008 Republican ticket in 2 words, without using their names?

A: Henweigh

Q. What would be a standardized metric unit of poultry under the acceleration of one gravity?

A. mixed emotions.

[QUOTE=only_human;417907]Q. What would be a standardized metric unit of poultry under the acceleration of one gravity?

A. mixed emotions.[/QUOTE]
Q. What would be the correct medical diagnosis when confronted with a patient who is suffering from facial muscle fatigue?

A. No-one knows yet, but the human race is expected to find out within the next fifty years.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;418153]Q. What would be the correct medical diagnosis when confronted with a patient who is suffering from facial muscle fatigue?

A. No-one knows yet, but the human race is expected to find out within the next fifty years.[/QUOTE]Q: When will all the oil run out.

A: Crystal balls.

Q: What's used to predict when a globular chandelier might become gravitationally unstable?

A: Magic eight ball.

[QUOTE=davar55;418187]Q: What's used to predict when a globular chandelier might become gravitationally unstable?

A: Magic eight ball.[/QUOTE]

Q: What do republicans and religious people use in place of brains?

A. Knee jerk hatred.

Q: What is something that extreme partisanship results in?

A: Unhappiness.

I think some people have failed to understand the idea of this thread.....
[QUOTE=only_human;417591]A question and an answer, [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"]but you answered the next person's question.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]

Q: .....
A: A terrible Thanksgiving

Carnac the Magnificent: Three Dog Night & Mount Baldy on Johnny Carson's Tonight Show 7:02
[url]http://youtu.be/lRTtLvKAKgk[/url]
[YouTube]lRTtLvKAKgk[/YouTube][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=davar55;418207]Q: What is something that extreme partisanship results in?

A: Unhappiness.[/QUOTE]
Q: What happens when Un-san wins the lottery?

A: Banana skin slippers.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;418291]I think some people have failed to understand the idea of this thread.....[/QUOTE]

I know that I have failed to understand the rules or aims of this thread. That is why I have been prudently silent. :smile:

[QUOTE=kladner;418295]I know that I have failed to understand the rules or aims of this thread. That is why I have been prudently silent. :smile:[/QUOTE]
If you know the game show Jeopardy, you are part way there, Watch the video, that is how it is done.