[QUOTE=only_human;417666]Q: Who's on first?
A: Just add water.[/QUOTE]

Q: How do you make H[sub]2[/sub]O starting with no ingredients?

A: Because he was wearing his seat belt.

[QUOTE=xilman;417667]Q: Why doesn't my sodium catch fire?
A; Cock Robin[/QUOTE]
Q: For whom did the bell toll?

[QUOTE=davar55;417668]Q: How do you make H[sub]2[/sub]O starting with no ingredients?

A: Because he was wearing his seat belt.[/QUOTE]
Q: Upon being arrested, why did Willy insist he was not naked?

A: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Men_in_a_Boat"]To say nothing of the dog.[/URL]

[QUOTE=only_human;417673]...
Q: Upon being arrested, why did Willy insist he was not naked?
A: [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Men_in_a_Boat"]To say nothing of the dog.[/URL][/QUOTE]

Q: What did the cat tell the bird?
A: Game show in which one has to answer in the form of a question.

[QUOTE=davar55;417687]Q: What did the cat tell the bird?
A: Game show in which one has to answer in the form of a question.[/QUOTE]
Q: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB74sIE51mk"]What is Aleve[/URL]?

A: The native people.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;417689]Q: [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB74sIE51mk"]What is Aleve[/URL]?
A: The native people.[/QUOTE]

Q: If there were a question whose answer was "The native people",
what would the answer to that question be?

A: Because I'm tired.

[QUOTE=davar55;417693]Q: If there were a question whose answer was "The native people",
what would the answer to that question be?

A: Because I'm tired.[/QUOTE]
Q: What reason did the man that had gotten run over by the lorry give for laying in the road?

A: The dangly bits.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;417698]Q: What reason did the man that had gotten run over by the lorry give for laying in the road?

A: The dangly bits.[/QUOTE]
Q. What does Tempest shielding hide?

A. Your mother.

[QUOTE=only_human;417701]Q. What does Tempest shielding hide?

A. Your mother.[/QUOTE]

A. Five Easy Pieces

Q: Describe the University of Tennessee Women's Basketball Team.

[QUOTE=R.D. Silverman;417704]A. Five Easy Pieces

Q: Describe the University of Tennessee Women's Basketball Team.[/QUOTE]

You are supposed to give the question that the previous poster gave the answer to, ala Carnak.

[QUOTE=R.D. Silverman;417704]A. Five Easy Pieces[/QUOTE]
Q. In what movie did Jack Nicholson try to get an a order of toast?

A. A cracker.

[QUOTE=only_human;417714]Q. In what movie did Jack Nicholson try to get an a order of toast?
A. A cracker.[/QUOTE]

Q: What was Polly pro'lly eating?

A: Two crackers.