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only_human 2016-01-22 15:51

[QUOTE=kladner;423528]Booze, blonds, and beefsteak.[/QUOTE]
Q: Name three words beginning with the letter 'b' reflecting a corresponding similarity between winning the presidency and winning the lottery as long as responsibilities are not a factor.

A: Go ahead if it makes you feel better.

Uncwilly 2016-01-22 17:04

[QUOTE=only_human;423538]A: Go ahead if it makes you feel better.[/QUOTE]Q: May I cut in the queue to the restroom?

A: A bride after her wedding, a meat cleaver, and Don Knotts.

Use your best Carnac hat and you can get this one.

only_human 2016-01-22 17:43

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;423547]A: A bride after her wedding, a meat cleaver, and Don Knotts.[/QUOTE]
Q: Describe a wife, a knife and a Fife.

A: Shaken, not stirred.

Brian-E 2016-01-22 18:06

[QUOTE=only_human;423549]A: Shaken, not stirred.[/QUOTE]
Q: Which Bond cliché could best be said to leave his apparently macho image on the rocks?

A: There's no truth in that cliché.

only_human 2016-01-23 17:31

[QUOTE=Brian-E;423553]A: There's no truth in that cliché.[/QUOTE]
Q: Does "no pain, no gain" mean exercising must be painful for results to occur?

A: No true capitalist would do that.

davar55 2016-01-25 21:24

[QUOTE=only_human;423769]Q: Does "no pain, no gain" mean exercising must be painful for results to occur?

A: No true capitalist would do that.[/QUOTE]

Q: What is boasting about their use of eminent domain?

:A: He is making the biggest fool of himself in this election.

kladner 2016-01-25 21:56

[QUOTE=davar55;424028]Q: What is boasting about their use of eminent domain?

:A: He is making the biggest fool of himself in this election.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is Sean Hannity up to, lately?

A: Hillary Clinton

Uncwilly 2016-01-25 23:28

[QUOTE=kladner;424029]A: Hillary Clinton[/QUOTE]Q: Can you name the Kiwi that first summited Everest and the New York Governor responsible for the Erie Canal (2 of humankind's achievements by white men)?

A: In a manner of speaking, yes that is the underlying principle.

Brian-E 2016-01-27 15:12

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;424044]A: In a manner of speaking, yes that is the underlying principle.[/QUOTE]
Q: While composing the question in this thread, is it the idea to willfully alter the obvious identity of someone referred to in the posed answer?

A: Because we're all getting bored.

firejuggler 2016-01-27 16:07

[QUOTE=Brian-E;424291]
A: Because we're all getting bored.[/QUOTE]

Q: Why do we want to take over the world, again?

A: A man of wealth and taste.

only_human 2016-01-27 16:16

Q: Who announced presidential aspirations during an event showcasing a brief escalator journey?
[QUOTE=firejuggler;424300]
A: A man of wealth and taste.[/QUOTE]

A: I'm counting to ten.


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