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[QUOTE=kladner;423528]Booze, blonds, and beefsteak.[/QUOTE]
Q: Name three words beginning with the letter 'b' reflecting a corresponding similarity between winning the presidency and winning the lottery as long as responsibilities are not a factor. A: Go ahead if it makes you feel better. |
[QUOTE=only_human;423538]A: Go ahead if it makes you feel better.[/QUOTE]Q: May I cut in the queue to the restroom?
A: A bride after her wedding, a meat cleaver, and Don Knotts. Use your best Carnac hat and you can get this one. |
[QUOTE=Uncwilly;423547]A: A bride after her wedding, a meat cleaver, and Don Knotts.[/QUOTE]
Q: Describe a wife, a knife and a Fife. A: Shaken, not stirred. |
[QUOTE=only_human;423549]A: Shaken, not stirred.[/QUOTE]
Q: Which Bond cliché could best be said to leave his apparently macho image on the rocks? A: There's no truth in that cliché. |
[QUOTE=Brian-E;423553]A: There's no truth in that cliché.[/QUOTE]
Q: Does "no pain, no gain" mean exercising must be painful for results to occur? A: No true capitalist would do that. |
[QUOTE=only_human;423769]Q: Does "no pain, no gain" mean exercising must be painful for results to occur?
A: No true capitalist would do that.[/QUOTE] Q: What is boasting about their use of eminent domain? :A: He is making the biggest fool of himself in this election. |
[QUOTE=davar55;424028]Q: What is boasting about their use of eminent domain?
:A: He is making the biggest fool of himself in this election.[/QUOTE] Q: What is Sean Hannity up to, lately? A: Hillary Clinton |
[QUOTE=kladner;424029]A: Hillary Clinton[/QUOTE]Q: Can you name the Kiwi that first summited Everest and the New York Governor responsible for the Erie Canal (2 of humankind's achievements by white men)?
A: In a manner of speaking, yes that is the underlying principle. |
[QUOTE=Uncwilly;424044]A: In a manner of speaking, yes that is the underlying principle.[/QUOTE]
Q: While composing the question in this thread, is it the idea to willfully alter the obvious identity of someone referred to in the posed answer? A: Because we're all getting bored. |
[QUOTE=Brian-E;424291]
A: Because we're all getting bored.[/QUOTE] Q: Why do we want to take over the world, again? A: A man of wealth and taste. |
Q: Who announced presidential aspirations during an event showcasing a brief escalator journey?
[QUOTE=firejuggler;424300] A: A man of wealth and taste.[/QUOTE] A: I'm counting to ten. |
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