[QUOTE=science_man_88;422500]A: pro-opiomelanocortin[/QUOTE]Q: Name a biochemical that a pharmacology student might recognize but is obscure to plebeians who've just weathered a billion dollar lottery dream and are trying to think of something funny while waiting for a propitious Tuesday news cycle and are hoping that no mooching redneck rancher occupiers steal the upcoming media spotlight.

A: Springtime for Hitler.

[QUOTE=only_human;422808]Q: Name a biochemical that a pharmacology student might recognize but is obscure to plebeians who've just weathered a billion dollar lottery dream and are trying to think of something funny while waiting for a propitious Tuesday news cycle and are hoping that no mooching redneck rancher occupiers steal the upcoming media spotlight.

A: Springtime for Hitler.[/QUOTE]

Q: What does it mean when it is winter for Poland and France?

A: That is why they call me Rolf!

[QUOTE=kladner;422811]A: That is why they call me Rolf![/QUOTE]
Q: Who ARE you? (your musical is genius, pure genious, sure to be a success, it's so far out there that there is no way out)

A: Just read the instructions

[QUOTE=only_human;422825]A: Just read the instructions[/QUOTE]Q: Ma'am, can you please tell me exact what where the last words your husband said to you before you brained him with a frying pan?

A: That's like the Al-Jazera viewership in Texas!

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[QUOTE=Uncwilly;422843]Q: Ma'am, can you please tell me exact what where the last words your husband said to you before you brained him with a frying pan?

A: That's like the Al-Jazera viewership in Texas![/QUOTE]
Q: So ballpark it for me. What is the general public demographic size for prime number
news?

A: That's why they call them warthogs.

[QUOTE=only_human;423010]A: That's why they call them warthogs.[/QUOTE]
Q: Did you hear about the hedge funs that bought the company that makes Compound W? They plan on raising the price to $1000 a dose!

A: Curtis Cooper, obviously.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;423057]A: Curtis Cooper, obviously.[/QUOTE]
Q: Name someone who is 100 years old and in the news.

A: The [URL="http://time.com/4177146/david-bowie-mini-cooper-car/"]Mini Cooper[/URL].

[QUOTE=only_human;423127]A: The [URL="http://time.com/4177146/david-bowie-mini-cooper-car/"]Mini Cooper[/URL].[/QUOTE]
Q: Which British car embodied the transformation from a compact economical saloon car into a high-performance rally racing machine in the 1960s?

A: Pigeons.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;423462]A: Pigeons.[/QUOTE]Q: Which birds squabble the most.

A: 300 centimeters in 6523 seconds.

[QUOTE=only_human;423127]Q: Name someone who is 100 years old and in the news.

A: The [URL="http://time.com/4177146/david-bowie-mini-cooper-car/"]Mini Cooper[/URL].[/QUOTE]
What did you say the name of the famous NZ [URL="http://www.minniecooper.co.nz/"]shoes seller[/URL] was?

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;423463]Q: Which birds squabble the most.

A: 300 centimeters in 6523 seconds.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=LaurV;423499]What did you say the name of the famous NZ [URL="http://www.minniecooper.co.nz/"]shoes seller[/URL] was?


How fast can you roll that Bermuda terra cota [URL="https://www.pinterest.com/pin/108508672243751383/"]rug[/URL]?


A: [URL="http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/one_liner_jokes/funny_questions_and_answers"]Very large hands[/URL][/QUOTE]

What did bar owners in California in 1850 look for in [URL="http://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/disp_textbook.cfm?smtID=3&psid=1145"]prospective bartenders[/URL]?
[QUOTE][SPOILER]In the absence of scales a pinch of dust was accepted as a dollar, and you may well imagine the size of the pinch very often varied from the real standard.[/SPOILER][/QUOTE]

Booze, blonds, and beefsteak.