[QUOTE=kladner;421878]A: Whiskey and bison jerky.[/QUOTE]
Q: I've read the list of 80 items VanillaIsis has requested. C'mon! Both mayonnaise [I]and[/I] Miracle Whip! Frikkin' French Vanilla creamer! Is there anything we can add to make their staycation more enjoyable?

A: As you wish.

[QUOTE=only_human;421958]A: As you wish.[/QUOTE]Can I get a new prime announced in early 2016?

A: No, the margin was too small.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;421978]Can I get a new prime announced in early 2016?

A: No, the margin was too small.[/QUOTE]

Q: Did the ice cream company grossing 20% above cost of good sold survive ?

A: PiZza

[QUOTE=science_man_88;421979]A: PiZza[/QUOTE]
Q: What is an minimalistic method of textually denoting a leaning tower of pizza?

A: You had me at hello, sailor.

[QUOTE=only_human;422003]A: You had me at hello, sailor.[/QUOTE]
Q: Um... Hi, um... G-g-good d-day... Er... Sir.... Are you a friend of Dorothy?

A: No, I'm too scared.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;422024]A: No, I'm too scared.[/QUOTE]
Q: On your visit to the LHC, will you [URL="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/11/08/lhc_heavy_ions_and_button_tomfoolery/?page=2"]press the large red button[/URL]?

A: Real soon now.

[QUOTE=only_human;422039]A: Real soon now.[/QUOTE]
Q: It's been almost 2 days. When are we finally getting the next contribution in this thread?

A: That would be like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;422382]A: That would be like shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted.[/QUOTE]
Q: I don't know if this is much of a deterrent but those Oregon moochers are heading into town on Friday to discuss possible bird sanctuary exit scenarios... anyway, I got this idea from [I]Blazing Saddles[/I] about putting a toll gate between the sanctuary and town... What do you think?

A: The company says that they have received orders for about 60 bags of suggestively shaped gummy treats for shipment to an Oregon outback ornithological observation office; each package contains 25 treats. Glitter can be optionally included.

[QUOTE=only_human;422436]Q: I don't know if this is much of a deterrent but those Oregon moochers are heading into town on Friday to discuss possible bird sanctuary exit scenarios... anyway, I got this idea from [I]Blazing Saddles[/I] about putting a toll gate between the sanctuary and town... What do you think?

A: The company says that they have received orders for about 60 bags of suggestively shaped gummy treats for shipment to an Oregon outback ornithological observation office; each package contains 25 treats. Glitter can be optionally included.[/QUOTE]

Q: Can you factor 1500 into two composite factors that sum to 85?

A: Roger Rabbit.

[QUOTE=davar55;422441]A: Roger Rabbit.[/QUOTE]Q: What is the proper way to acknowledge a message from Private Rabbit over the wireless?

A: Don't pull that tab, if you do, it might......:explode:

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;422499]A: Don't pull that tab, if you do, it might......:explode:[/QUOTE]

Q: what is a valid response to someone shaking a can of pop, attempting to pull a label for the pin on a live grenade in a museum, or taking all the keys off of their computers keyboard ?

A: pro-opiomelanocortin