[QUOTE=davar55;417603]Q: How many fit in a bus?
A: Just another game show.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is "Modern Bow and Quiver"?

A: 42 pigs and 19 sheep.

[QUOTE=rogue;417614]One of my favorite Carnac lines:
A: Siss-boom-bah
Q. What is the sound made by an exploding sheep?
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Oldies but goodies.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;417619]Q: What is "Modern Bow and Quiver"?
A: 42 pigs and 19 sheep.[/QUOTE]

Q: What are 61 farm animals (unhumorously described).

A: The point of this type of game is to make jokes.

[QUOTE=davar55;417632]Q: [strike]What are 61 farm animals (unhumorously described).[/strike][B]What is Dancing with the Stars?[/B]

A: The point of this type of game is to make jokes.[/QUOTE]
Q: What might an entity practicing for an upcoming Turing Test think is the sole point of this game?

A: 42

[QUOTE=only_human;417645]Q: What might an entity practicing for an upcoming Turing Test think is the sole point of this game?
A: 42[/QUOTE]

Q: What is 41+1+0?

A: The Reverse Turing Test!!!!!

[QUOTE=davar55;417647]Q: What is 41+1+0?

A: The Reverse Turing Test!!!!![/QUOTE]
Q: Where might a reverse CAPTCHA be used?

A: Just two; but first you have to get them into a light bulb.

[QUOTE=only_human;417658]Q: Where might a reverse CAPTCHA be used?

A: Just two; but first you have to get them into a light bulb.[/QUOTE]
Q: How many philosophers in a group does it take to make them shine?

A: That depends on which day of the week it is.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;417660]Q: How many philosophers in a group does it take to make them shine?

A: That depends on which day of the week it is.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is the meaning of the word "mass"

A: Two bits

[QUOTE=only_human;417661]Q: What is the meaning of the word "mass"

A: Two bits[/QUOTE]

Q. What is the actual information content of your :two cents: ?

A. Oi! If you ask me one more time I'll stick my shoe so far up your rear end it keeps your hands warm!

[QUOTE=Dubslow;417664]Q. What is the actual information content of your :two cents: ?

A. Oi! If you ask me one more time I'll stick my shoe so far up your rear end it keeps your hands warm![/QUOTE]
Q: Who's on first?

A: Just add water.

[QUOTE=only_human;417666]Q: Who's on first?

A: Just add water.[/QUOTE]Q: Why doesn't my sodium catch fire?
A; Cock Robin