[QUOTE=Uncwilly;421041]
A: Brandywine.[/QUOTE]
Q: Which Middle Earth river was originally known as the Baranduin?

A: A balrog.

[QUOTE=kladner;421043]A: A balrog.[/QUOTE]
Q: What is full name of the first Tolkien creature to get pissed off when telemarketers place calls alphabetically using a phone book?

A: A crank shaft.

[QUOTE=only_human;421044]A: A crank shaft.[/QUOTE]Q: What is RDS ideal usage for an old mine?

A: Those 2 things are not the same!!

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;421046]A: Those 2 things are not the same!![/QUOTE]
Q: Shouldn't politicians and prostitutes receive equal treatment under the law for taking money to screw someone?

A: Things losers say.

[QUOTE=only_human;421047]Q: Shouldn't politicians and prostitutes receive equal treatment under the law for taking money to screw someone?

A: Things losers say.[/QUOTE]

Q: What will you never hear a winner say?

A: "Six dog night."

[QUOTE=NBtarheel_33;421104]A: "Six dog night."[/QUOTE]
Q: How cold is it?

A: Pants first, then shoes.

[QUOTE=only_human;421161]A: Pants first, then shoes.[/QUOTE]Q: In what order do clowns choose what to wear?

A: Fire water.

[QUOTE=Uncwilly;421162]Q: In what order do clowns choose what to wear?

A: Fire water.[/QUOTE]

Q: What will Donald Trump do on the first episode of [I]The Platonic Apprentice[/I]?

A: Black smoke and ozone in the air.

[QUOTE=NBtarheel_33;421166]A: Black smoke and ozone in the air.[/QUOTE]
Q: Just what is the attraction of a McDonalds Drive-thru?

A: You could try piling one on top of the other.

[QUOTE=Brian-E;421387]Q: Just what is the attraction of a McDonalds Drive-thru?

A: You could try piling one on top of the other.[/QUOTE]

Q: How can I get these Iraqi prisoners to confess to things they probably didn't do?

A: Call in the K9 squad.

[QUOTE=kladner;421406]A: Call in the K9 squad.[/QUOTE]
Q: The K9 squad is running around the doggy park wearing camo gear and decorating trees but it's getting late and it's cold outside and the only snacks they have are birdseed for benchwarmers so should we let them run around all night or call them into a warm dogpen with two hots and a cot?

A: I stopped beating my wife last spring when her chess ranking made a sudden leap.